fortmiller

a. To roger another's Rear end in a forceful manner.
b. Stuffing your Ben into someone's Exit Only orifice.

James was fortmillered three times last night in prison.

by chuckles the clown July 21, 2004

Fartillery

A series of rapid farts unleashed in a short period of time mimicing the noise of an artillery strike.

Guy 1: Oh no; I just ate hella big macs and I am going to release a fartillery!

Guy 2: Fail

by wolffocles March 4, 2009

your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus

Your infected cock is the size of an expensive handkerchief.

Liquor: “What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.” (12 oz Mouse, episode 201)

by s2artjm November 29, 2018

fortville

a shitty little hick town somewhere in central indiana

bro, yesterday when i got of the toilet i looked in and it reminded me alot of this one town we passed through, fortville.

by jcmvbeast April 27, 2011

forteller

someone who can predict the future

Today my friends and I went to see a forteller

by Michael Knowles February 26, 2006