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Fokblockin
"Oh damn, did you block me from looking at your Facebook page? Why do you gotta be such a Fokblocker?"
"Why are you fokblockin' me?"
"Why are you fokblockin' me?"
Fokblockin by Gi Sinclair August 26, 2009
Related Words
fortblock • Fart Block • fart blocker • Fort Clocks • Footlock • Fartlock Holmes • fockblock • Fokblockin • foodblocked • Forclocked
fartlocker
fartlocker by Miles January 19, 2005
Footlock
When you are about to pull out during sex but the woman wraps her legs around you so she gets pregnant and takes your money.
Footlock by WhoDatFreshBoi May 27, 2018
the fartlocker
any room of the home in which a distinct odor builds up. in most cases this room is where a member of the household with a flatulance issue is sent for an unknown period of time or until they're able to take care of the issue.
the fartlocker by sphillips609 March 8, 2010
Fartlock Holmes
1) one who smells the flatus and won't rest until they find out who tooted the butt bugle; higher prevalence in females.
2) super human ability to sense and track butthole music milliseconds after or even prior to its liberation from the chocolate starfish.
2) super human ability to sense and track butthole music milliseconds after or even prior to its liberation from the chocolate starfish.
Kris: "Damn dude, Kelly Sepulveda is always picking up on my ass creepers. I'm like so embarrassed and stuff"
Jamie: "Tell me about it bro, she's totally Fartlock Holmes."
Jamie: "Tell me about it bro, she's totally Fartlock Holmes."
Fartlock Holmes by weenus222 November 4, 2010
foodblocked
"I want to eat the food that's right in front of me, but I can't stop writing this code long enough to get it in my mouth!"
"You just got foodblocked."
"You just got foodblocked."
foodblocked by Normal_Anomanly April 24, 2014
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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