fortblock

A person set on stopping ones fortnite time

Cant man, my girls being a fortblock!

by Ajizzle31 May 26, 2018

Fokblockin

Blocking certain people from your Facebook profile or pictures

"Oh damn, did you block me from looking at your Facebook page? Why do you gotta be such a Fokblocker?"

"Why are you fokblockin' me?"

by Gi Sinclair August 26, 2009

fartlocker

1. Rear-end, tuchus, rump, ass (especially of a woman).

Did you check out the fartlocker on that bitch?

by Miles January 19, 2005

Footlock

When you are about to pull out during sex but the woman wraps her legs around you so she gets pregnant and takes your money.

Since I forgot the condom, I decided to pull out, but she used the footlock!

by WhoDatFreshBoi May 27, 2018

the fartlocker

any room of the home in which a distinct odor builds up. in most cases this room is where a member of the household with a flatulance issue is sent for an unknown period of time or until they're able to take care of the issue.

"Yo Tom if you keep cutting the cheese over there man you'll be making a trip to the fartlocker."

by sphillips609 March 8, 2010

Fartlock Holmes

1) one who smells the flatus and won't rest until they find out who tooted the butt bugle; higher prevalence in females.

2) super human ability to sense and track butthole music milliseconds after or even prior to its liberation from the chocolate starfish.

Kris: "Damn dude, Kelly Sepulveda is always picking up on my ass creepers. I'm like so embarrassed and stuff"

Jamie: "Tell me about it bro, she's totally Fartlock Holmes."

by weenus222 November 4, 2010

foodblocked

When you're hungry but can't stop reading or working on the thing you're reading or working on.

"I want to eat the food that's right in front of me, but I can't stop writing this code long enough to get it in my mouth!"
"You just got foodblocked."

by Normal_Anomanly April 24, 2014