foreturd

skid marks and shit spackle that ends up on the frontal hemisphere of the toilet that could only arrive there by dislocated anus or extreme rectal explosions

yo dude get the toilet brush and scrub off this foreturd...how did you get it there anyway? Sittin on the toilet backwards?

by samir rimas November 20, 2010

Fireturd Suite

These are the sounds made when one drops a spicy fireturd!

I heard the Fireturd Suite coming from the toilet!

by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2020

Fireturds

Extreamly painful diarrhea.

That spicy chicken gave me fireturds.

by Safffernellie August 8, 2009

fireturd

A turd, or (presumably human) piece of poop, attached to a firecracker in such a way that when lit into the sky, the firecracker will launch pieces of poop along with a brilliant display of color.

Valerie: Bruh did you see that fireturd festival?
Claire: Yeah bro! So beautiful.

by FireTurd August 18, 2015

foretard

Someone who lacks the ability to fluently speak with peers, due to being foreign, retarded, or some combination of the two.

Some foretard in Wintergrasp kept saying some nonsense about a cook for his feast.

by bentglasstube June 12, 2009