fireturd

A turd, or (presumably human) piece of poop, attached to a firecracker in such a way that when lit into the sky, the firecracker will launch pieces of poop along with a brilliant display of color.
Valerie: Bruh did you see that fireturd festival?
Claire: Yeah bro! So beautiful.
by FireTurd August 18, 2015
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Fireturds

Extreamly painful diarrhea.
That spicy chicken gave me fireturds.
by Safffernellie August 08, 2009
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Fireturd Suite

These are the sounds made when one drops a spicy fireturd!
I heard the Fireturd Suite coming from the toilet!
by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2020
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