fireturd

A turd, or (presumably human) piece of poop, attached to a firecracker in such a way that when lit into the sky, the firecracker will launch pieces of poop along with a brilliant display of color.

Valerie: Bruh did you see that fireturd festival?
Claire: Yeah bro! So beautiful.

by FireTurd July 23, 2015

Fireturds

Extreamly painful diarrhea.

That spicy chicken gave me fireturds.

by Safffernellie August 09, 2009

Fireturd Suite

These are the sounds made when one drops a spicy fireturd!

I heard the Fireturd Suite coming from the toilet!

by I, Wreckerrr December 12, 2020