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A turd, or (presumably human) piece of poop, attached to a firecracker in such a way that when lit into the sky, the firecracker will launch pieces of poop along with a brilliant display of color.

Valerie: Bruh did you see that fireturd festival?
Claire: Yeah bro! So beautiful.

fireturd by FireTurd August 18, 2015

Words you can keep

Fireturd Suite

These are the sounds made when one drops a spicy fireturd!

I heard the Fireturd Suite coming from the toilet!

Fireturd Suite by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2020

Related Words

Fireturds • Fireturd Suite • firetard • foreturd • a fire turd

a fire turd

This is a phenomenon experienced after eating much spicy food!

AAASHHHHHH@#$%&!!! I just passed a fire turd!

a fire turd by I, Wreckerrr December 4, 2020

Firetard

A firetard is when someone makes you so angry you feel a fire start in your chest then it blows out and spits out words that could potentially hurt someone but you did not intend it to. Such as swearing when you are mad, fucktards are uncontrollable.

Man a firetard just fucked up my relationship

Firetard by peacefulnun10010 May 13, 2020

foreturd

skid marks and shit spackle that ends up on the frontal hemisphere of the toilet that could only arrive there by dislocated anus or extreme rectal explosions

yo dude get the toilet brush and scrub off this foreturd...how did you get it there anyway? Sittin on the toilet backwards?

foreturd by samir rimas November 20, 2010

Fireturds

Extreamly painful diarrhea.

That spicy chicken gave me fireturds.

Fireturds by Safffernellie August 8, 2009

firetard

An offensive misspelling of the popular Warrior Cat's character Firestar.
Recently, someone used this as an insult, and it has been blowing up in the tumblr warrior's fandom ever since.

Fangirl1: Haha, Firestar is such a Firetard. Firetard and Gaystripe bitches!
Fangirl2: OMFG YOU DIDN'T! SO OFFENSIVE. RAGE!
Fangirl1: Oops, just misspelled Firestar! My bad.
Fangirl2+rest of fandom: NO YOU DIDN'T YOU OFFENSIVE INSENSITIVE POOPYHEAD! LEAVE TUMBLR NOOOW

firetard by Random~Furry December 24, 2013

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026