foreshitting 

be for real + are you shitting me

When you play valorant and your teammates are eating ass

“Are you foreshitting me rn”

foreshitting by oceyem March 13, 2023

freeshitting 

The act of dropping your pants and taking a shit no matter where you are at the time.

I was in the park the other day and saw a bum freeshitting next to the fountain.

freeshitting by Blind Jimmy June 2, 2014

faceshitting 

The act of using facebook via a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet.

Gabe:
Hey Todd, were you on your iPod touch while you were taking a shit?

Todd:
Yeah, I was faceshitting.. Check out my new status

faceshitting by toddrabies September 9, 2010

foreshitowing 

That feeling you get before you have to take a major shit, letting you know that extreme digestive discomfort is on it's way.

"Man, I'm getting some bad foreshitowing from that chinese buffet. I'm gonna wreck that toilet."

foreshitowing by Denryuu7777 December 9, 2008

faceshitting 

Using a mobile device, ipad, laptop or any other means of accessing and using facebook while sitting on the toilet and defecating.

Melissa commented on her friend's status while faceshitting.

faceshitting by rickabone January 26, 2011

fartshitting cumguzzler 

When your teammate in a videogame is so dogshit that you literally think that they fart so much that they shit in their pants and then guzzle their own cum afterwards.

You fartshitting cumguzzler! Why the hell did you just stare at his head for 1.23 years?

fartshitting cumguzzler by the true chosen one February 24, 2022

FaceShitting 

Facetiming on the apple products while taking a shit. This is done with usually the iPod or iPad, However it is also done with the iPhone

Me: Hey could you stop texting me and FaceTime me

You: Sure

You: Wtf are you Faceshitting!?!

Me: Ya so...

FaceShitting by Clone54 February 8, 2014