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Forearm grease

(noun)
Phenomenon that occurs when wearing a long-sleeved shirt, jacket, sweater, etc. while carrying out a messy task with the hands (such as painting, eating tacos, sorting garbage, moving dusty furniture, changing a diaper, unclogging a toilet, or having sex).

The sleeves are rolled up in order to aid in providing more freedom and mobility with the hands, however, those gotdamn sleeves keep falling down and refuse to stay rolled up, resulting in them getting in the way and being dirtied in the process.

Usually and inexplicably happens with a piece of clothing that the owner particularly likes.
Larry: Yo, what's all that crud on the sleeves of your varsity jacket?

George: It sucks man, I was wearing it last night while Simone and I were doing the nasty. We were so hasty that I didn't feel like taking it off, so I rolled up my sleeves and proceeded to zoom-zoom in her boom-boom! ....Unfortunately, stupid gravity kept making the sleeves fall down and I got sex juice all over them.

Larry: Damn, son. Bad case of forearm grease. So.... how's dat Simone ass?

George: Larry, stfu
by Mr. Berzerker January 1, 2014
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forberism

When a person who thinks they know everything, makes a comment that is ultimately very false.
Did you hear michael with his latest forberism? He thought tv was free in Poland?!
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forberism

The statement of a computer geek that has absolutely no experience or knowledge of the subject matter, only internet search engine information.
Dude "ballet dancers are trained on eggshells!"
Chick "dude wtf are you talking about, you've never seen a ballet dancer training, that's such a classic forberism!"
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forberism

A person that believes they have a superior knowledge level to those around concerning the point of the conversation, yet know nothing at all.
"Never invest in property, over the long run you'll lose money!"

"what are you talking about, you don't even pay rent, you still live at home with mommy, that's a fantastic forberism! You make me laugh!!"
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forearmpit

The inside of the elbow. The pit at the top of the forearm. Also known as the inbow.
She had sexy forearmpits. Also they weren't too hairy.
by froghandler May 20, 2014
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farbear

A teacher that shouldn't be a teacher because he is so stupid and is kind of fat and he probably can't swim.
Oh man I have farbear for social studies this year.
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Forearm workout

The act of a woman pleasuring herself via rubbing her clitoris with her hand
Do you wanna watch me do a forearm workout or are you gonna join in this time?
by Robloxlover_69 January 29, 2023
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