footy dick
A slang term to describe the shrinking of a male's genitalia after a period of sport in cold conditions.
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Athletes Foot Dick
The disease of athletes foot on the genital area on a man. The disease is contracted by fucking a person's feet which has Athletes Foot.
Athletes Foot Dick by krafty89 January 23, 2011
Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick
A man is teasing and turning on women by wearing tight spandex shorts or tight jeans showing the outline of his penis, and at the same time conversing in risque, sexy conversation with women, knowing that they are checking out the outline of his dick and getting turned on and horny for some cock.
All Bad Ass Wally does all day his hang out on the corner wearing his spandex shorts and engaging in sex talk with all the women who pass by to check out his cock showing through his shorts. Bad ASs Wally loves to spend all day Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick.
Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick by sammy1 November 17, 2006
Dick-Foot
A play off the word "Big-foot". Someone who has a large enough schlong to use his penis as a unit of measurement in place of a foot (12 inches).
Man 1 (the Dick-Foot in this scenario): I'd say thats about four dicks long.
Man 2: You mean four feet...
Man 1: I meant what i said.
Man 2: You mean four feet...
Man 1: I meant what i said.
dick foot
(skateboarding term) when you've been skating bad, not able to land tricks because you cant control you're feet good
dick foot by thatguyyoudontknow August 24, 2006