footy dick

A slang term to describe the shrinking of a male's genitalia after a period of sport in cold conditions.

"Shit the bed Ste, I've got bad footy dick after that match like."

by Fwaa March 12, 2008

it smells like big-foots dick

an expression used to say something smells awful

"uhg it smells like big-foots dick" is what larry said when he came in the room.

by luwis December 20, 2008

big foot dick

A person whom doesn't wash thier nuts or penis for a period of time that makes an sour odor.

ummm,,,,,, i smell me some big foot dick the girl said to bill.

by BigSmitty November 5, 2006

Athletes Foot Dick

The disease of athletes foot on the genital area on a man. The disease is contracted by fucking a person's feet which has Athletes Foot.

Dude I fucked a chick with Athletes foot and contracted the ADF (Athletes Foot Dick)

by krafty89 January 23, 2011

Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick

A man is teasing and turning on women by wearing tight spandex shorts or tight jeans showing the outline of his penis, and at the same time conversing in risque, sexy conversation with women, knowing that they are checking out the outline of his dick and getting turned on and horny for some cock.

All Bad Ass Wally does all day his hang out on the corner wearing his spandex shorts and engaging in sex talk with all the women who pass by to check out his cock showing through his shorts. Bad ASs Wally loves to spend all day Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick.

by sammy1 November 17, 2006

Dick-Foot

A play off the word "Big-foot". Someone who has a large enough schlong to use his penis as a unit of measurement in place of a foot (12 inches).

Man 1 (the Dick-Foot in this scenario): I'd say thats about four dicks long.

Man 2: You mean four feet...

Man 1: I meant what i said.

by matt2218 August 13, 2010

dick foot

(skateboarding term) when you've been skating bad, not able to land tricks because you cant control you're feet good

I cant kickflip today, i've got dick foot.

by thatguyyoudontknow August 24, 2006