Dick-Foot

A play off the word "Big-foot". Someone who has a large enough schlong to use his penis as a unit of measurement in place of a foot (12 inches).

Man 1 (the Dick-Foot in this scenario): I'd say thats about four dicks long.

Man 2: You mean four feet...

Man 1: I meant what i said.

by matt2218 August 13, 2010

Dick-foot

A unit of measurement for items between 6-12 inches. For folks with dicks between 6-12" will commonly go around saying they have a foot long.

Looks like there'll be another dick-foot of snow coming in later tonight.

by northeastern infidel April 19, 2014

dick foot

(skateboarding term) when you've been skating bad, not able to land tricks because you cant control you're feet good

I cant kickflip today, i've got dick foot.

by thatguyyoudontknow August 24, 2006

Dick foot

Mongo pushing skateboarder. Likes to do cliff hangers. Can't Ollie so does a lot of boneless. Pushes mongo btw. Did their first kickflip on the carpet in their mom's living room also pushing mongo..

He pushed dick foot and tried to do an Ollie.

by Crit84 January 1, 2022

Dick foot

A word you call some one when you run out of things you call them.

guy 1 Bro your so fucking lame

guy 2 shut the fuck you dick foot

guy 1 What the actual fuck did you just say

by liltjay83rd May 11, 2023

big foot dick

A person whom doesn't wash thier nuts or penis for a period of time that makes an sour odor.

ummm,,,,,, i smell me some big foot dick the girl said to bill.

by BigSmitty November 5, 2006

Athletes Foot Dick

The disease of athletes foot on the genital area on a man. The disease is contracted by fucking a person's feet which has Athletes Foot.

Dude I fucked a chick with Athletes foot and contracted the ADF (Athletes Foot Dick)

by krafty89 January 23, 2011