Dick-Foot

A play off the word "Big-foot". Someone who has a large enough schlong to use his penis as a unit of measurement in place of a foot (12 inches).

Man 1 (the Dick-Foot in this scenario): I'd say thats about four dicks long.

Man 2: You mean four feet...

Man 1: I meant what i said.

by matt2218 August 13, 2010

dick foot

(skateboarding term) when you've been skating bad, not able to land tricks because you cant control you're feet good

I cant kickflip today, i've got dick foot.

by thatguyyoudontknow August 24, 2006

Dick-foot

A unit of measurement for items between 6-12 inches. For folks with dicks between 6-12" will commonly go around saying they have a foot long.

Looks like there'll be another dick-foot of snow coming in later tonight.

by northeastern infidel April 19, 2014

foot dicking

The act of receiving a foot job while driving a motor vehicle.

Jen!!! Will you stop foot dicking me I’m trying to drive in the Keys!

by TheFixerofOne October 11, 2019

big foot dick

A person whom doesn't wash thier nuts or penis for a period of time that makes an sour odor.

ummm,,,,,, i smell me some big foot dick the girl said to bill.

by BigSmitty November 5, 2006

Athletes Foot Dick

The disease of athletes foot on the genital area on a man. The disease is contracted by fucking a person's feet which has Athletes Foot.

Dude I fucked a chick with Athletes foot and contracted the ADF (Athletes Foot Dick)

by krafty89 January 23, 2011

it smells like big-foots dick

an expression used to say something smells awful

"uhg it smells like big-foots dick" is what larry said when he came in the room.

by luwis December 20, 2008