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Footrot Flats 

Syndicated New Zealand comic strip drawn by Murray Ball during the 1970s and 1980s. Set on a rural New Zealand farm run by Wallace Footrot, or "Wal" for short, his family, and his dog (who is really the main character of the strip).

The material of the strip often hinges on agricultural oddities of New Zealand, and is less philosophically or intellectually inclined than Bogor, another popular New Zealand strip.

Though much of the humour is semi-dependent on an acquaintance with New Zealand farming culture, it is otherwise highly readable.

One of the strip's gimmicks is that the actual name of the dog, which he evidently despises, is never revealed (it's more interesting than it sounds). Even when the real dog on which he was based was laid to rest in 2001, Ball refused to divulge his real name.
"You can tell the difference between summer rain and winter rain by the way the stock behaves. Especially Wal."
Footrot Flats by MadTom September 23, 2004

a footrot 

To smear/splash/stain ones penis with faecal matter recently discharged from ones anus

To get excrement on your gentlemans member
Steve was holding me at a funny angle while I was having a crap and i accidentally did a footrot
a footrot by terry anus March 8, 2013

Whiskey Foxtrot Whiskey 

interjection.
1) An empahtic response to someone's abject whining (and crying), usually about tasks that someone is required to do, with the implication that the whiner is an punky, slacker, immature, lazy-assed, cry-baby. The words are radio phonetics for the letters W-F-W, and in this case the letters stand for, "Whaaa Fuckin' Whaaa," hence an emphatic declaration of an abject lack of characer. This also shows that its origin is in the military. A less emphatic expression is simply "Whaaa!"

2) Can also be the response to abject whining (and crying) regarding how hard someone's life is, when in reality they are quite coddled and and their lives are almost excessively comfortable, and the expression indicates how the whiner is an ingratious, cowardly, punky, slacker, immature, lazy-assed, cry-baby.
Punky, Slacker, Immature, Lazy-assed Crybaby: Aww, how come I have to (do my homwork, take out the garbage, clean my room, get up for field day, stop the ship from flooding)? I'm tired and I don't feel good...

Ingratious, Cowardly, Punky, Slacker, Immature, Lazy-assed, Cry-baby: Aww, how come you won't get me a Lamborghini Diablo?

Person in authority: Whiskey Foxtrot Whiskey, dildo!

Charlie Foxtrot 

This mission is a complete Charlie Foxtrot
Charlie Foxtrot by DomingoNegro November 16, 2015

zulu foxtrot 

Rarely used Military Slang for "Zero Fucks"; basically anything involing a soldier being a badass killer who doesn't give a shit.
"When your mommy need a dead commie and your zulu foxtrot game on point"
zulu foxtrot by aneumann May 24, 2016

the fish is in the foxtrot 

When you have someone/something right where you want them/it, most commonly used in a sexual manner.
Before the Patriots-Colts AFC Championship game, Julian Edelman asked Tom Brady, "Are the balls deflated?" Brady responded, "The fish is in the foxtrot," and winked seductively.
the fish is in the foxtrot by jawman December 15, 2015