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failsmith 

Someone who specialises in the craft of failing.
"Mark is never around when you actually need him, hes such a failsmith"
failsmith by styxuk October 12, 2008
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Foamsmith 

Used often by artists and Cosplayers that create interpretations of objects, weapons, accessories and, in most cases, armor pieces out of foam materials and it's many variants under a commited cycle or not.

"Foamie" being the product name that it's given to the top used type of them that you can find in the art alleys from your local stores.

Fact being that it's actually named EVA Foam or Ethylene Vinyl Acetate Copoplymer Foam, term heard often by individuals who partake in these arts.

Other instances of the foams used go by, but not all: Styrofoam, Polyethylene Foam & Upholstery Foam. Surprisingly, the fair majority that you will find inside the work of many can be easily found on your households, just not prepared to create stuff with it.
Hugh: There's these cosplayers that also go by foamsmiths, what's that?

Amber: They probably make everything out of foam!
Foamsmith by Dr. Corrodeus January 7, 2022

foodsmith 

foodsmith : a preparer/distributer of edible foodstuffs
A : Which foodsmith do you want to go to?
B : I don't know, how about Hardee's?
foodsmith by Stealth Rabbi January 25, 2005

Toolsmith 

1.) a tool or jerk who recruits other tools or jerks.
did you see that guy talking to those tools? - guy yah i totally did i think he's a toolsmith - friend of guy
Toolsmith by Drock78 November 27, 2012
When someone thinks they look well cool, but there not!
Guy driving a Peugeot 106 zest rolling on 13 inch steelies wearing aviators smoking a Consulate Menthol.....

LOOK AT THAT COOLSMITH!!!!!
Coolsmith by sassyc April 29, 2010

foolshit 

noun.
1. Bullshit originating from, related to, or otherwise connected to fools.
2. Usually preceded by "Fuck that-"; eg "Fuck that foolshit"
3. Originated from an online chess player from China, whom, not knowing the rule of 'en passant', saw his oppenent's pawn move behind his own and exclaimed "You cheater! That's foolshit!" Ironically, he was the one that was really full of foolshit.
"Dude, cake rules. Pie just can't compete," said Dave.
"FUCK THAT FOOLSHIT!" responded Inigo. "Pie will fuck cake up any day of the week!" Inigo then stabbed Dave and was elected President of the Earth.

or

Dingus: This pie is pretty good.
Lumpy: This cake is so much better.
Hesh: SHUT UP! Hesh wants SEX! Kibbles, come here and give Hesh SEX!
Kibbles: (silence)
Dingus: (silence)
Lumpy: (silence)
Dingus: (coughs)
Lumpy: You sick?
Dingus: No.
foolshit by anth kim September 20, 2003