failsmith

Someone who specialises in the craft of failing.

"Mark is never around when you actually need him, hes such a failsmith"

by styxuk October 12, 2008

fartsmith

1 The creator of flatulence.
2 The creator of something of comparable quality to flatulence.

Used either in 1 respect or 2 disrespect of the subject.

1 Only I, master fartsmith, could create such a mulitleveled olfactory experience!

2 What kind of fartsmith are you, starting an idiotic message thread like that?

by Naney the Goat-Hearder April 26, 2004

Failswitch Engage

True band name of Killswitch Engage.

Failswitch Engage sucks

by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009

foolsmith

One that forges and shapes foolishness, similar to how a blacksmith would forge and shape iron.

The foolsmith start quacking like a duck during the president's state of the union address.

by cool4dude November 7, 2005

Fapsmith

One who can fap and jizz in under 1 second of fapping.

Issac is the Fapsmith.

by fapsmith69 July 13, 2010

fagsmith

1. A homosexual person.
2. One who is associated in the manufacturing of cigarettes.

"Shut up you fagsmith!"

by tkilla February 16, 2005

Factsmith

A person of dubious nature, who links unrelated facts together in an attempt to confuse, impress or intimidate another person with their worldly astuteness.

Theresa- "Like, OMG!!! Jonathan is so SMART!!!"
Mary- "Are you kidding me?!!! He's a total factsmith!"
Theresa- "Factsmith, ...really? There's no such thing as a "factsmith"!
Mary- Urban Dictionary, look it up!

by Factsmith September 2, 2018