failsmith 

Someone who specialises in the craft of failing.

"Mark is never around when you actually need him, hes such a failsmith"

failsmith by styxuk October 12, 2008

fartsmith 

1 The creator of flatulence.
2 The creator of something of comparable quality to flatulence.

Used either in 1 respect or 2 disrespect of the subject.

1 Only I, master fartsmith, could create such a mulitleveled olfactory experience!

2 What kind of fartsmith are you, starting an idiotic message thread like that?

fartsmith by Naney the Goat-Hearder April 26, 2004

Failswitch Engage 

True band name of Killswitch Engage.

Failswitch Engage sucks

Failswitch Engage by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009

foolsmith 

One that forges and shapes foolishness, similar to how a blacksmith would forge and shape iron.

The foolsmith start quacking like a duck during the president's state of the union address.

foolsmith by cool4dude November 7, 2005

Fapsmith 

One who can fap and jizz in under 1 second of fapping.

Issac is the Fapsmith.

Fapsmith by fapsmith69 July 13, 2010

fagsmith 

1. A homosexual person.
2. One who is associated in the manufacturing of cigarettes.

"Shut up you fagsmith!"

fagsmith by tkilla February 16, 2005

Factsmith 

A person of dubious nature, who links unrelated facts together in an attempt to confuse, impress or intimidate another person with their worldly astuteness.

Theresa- "Like, OMG!!! Jonathan is so SMART!!!"
Mary- "Are you kidding me?!!! He's a total factsmith!"
Theresa- "Factsmith, ...really? There's no such thing as a "factsmith"!
Mary- Urban Dictionary, look it up!

Factsmith by Factsmith September 2, 2018