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Torksmith 

The slash pairing of Mike Nesmith and Peter Tork from The Monkees. Torksmith is often written about in the form of slash fiction.
Person 1: "Did you get that link to that sexy Torksmith story I sent you?"

Person 2: "I did. It was the steamiest fanfiction I've read in a while."
Torksmith by Psychedelic Dreamer February 9, 2014

foolsmith 

One that forges and shapes foolishness, similar to how a blacksmith would forge and shape iron.
The foolsmith start quacking like a duck during the president's state of the union address.
foolsmith by cool4dude November 7, 2005
When someone thinks they look well cool, but there not!
Guy driving a Peugeot 106 zest rolling on 13 inch steelies wearing aviators smoking a Consulate Menthol.....

LOOK AT THAT COOLSMITH!!!!!
Coolsmith by sassyc April 29, 2010

toysmith 

When your man packs enough dick but likes using toys on you to make you squirt
“My husband fucks like a champ but he’s also a toysmith”
“What’s that mean?”
“He ain’t afraid to make me cum with toys and he’s damn good at it!!”
toysmith by Kidblaze666 September 12, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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