foolion
That fool is a foolion!
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fooling around
Sexual activities between two people which normally involves getting to 2nd base (hand-jobs, fingering) and/or to 3rd base (blow-jobs, eating out).
fooling around by Kakalak November 13, 2005
Fooliosis
“Fooliosis” or the medical term “Fooliosis of the skull”. A word that describes temporary paralysis of the brain and motor functions. This state is usually induced by alcohol or other substances. Symptoms are obnoxious laughing and hallucinations. Fooliosis can lead to erratic and otherwise embarrassing behavior. The first case of fooliosis was reported in Telluride, Colorado circa June 2005.
Fooleon
p1: Have You Seen My Shirt I Can't Find It?
p2: That's Because You're Looking For It In The Fridge You Fooleon
p2: That's Because You're Looking For It In The Fridge You Fooleon
Fooleon by Mic Smizzy August 22, 2010
fooling somebody
fooling somebody by VVoody September 11, 2003
foolio
foolio by 9 out of 10 experts March 3, 2009
Foolio
A person from Minnesota who is clumsy, socially awkward, slow at getting jokes, and very bad at dancing. They are not dependable and should never be trusted around anything fragile or dangerous.
"No! Don't let the foolio hold it! He's gonna break it!"
"Everybody laughed cause you were dancing like a foolio."
"So, you're from Minnesota?"
"Oh ya, fer sure dontcha know."
"Damn, foolio."
"Everybody laughed cause you were dancing like a foolio."
"So, you're from Minnesota?"
"Oh ya, fer sure dontcha know."
"Damn, foolio."
Foolio by JackJonJason December 15, 2008
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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