A family of hipsters, drama fiends, musicians and hippies. The most eclectic group of people and closer than blood. Their activities are on the wrong side of the law, but hell...they're all still alive, right? The Foolianos are : Mama, Gramps, Grams, Jew, Space Ghost, Jeff Thomas, Jlotto, JaySquared, Em-Cee and Bistro.
"Man...who are those kids? They just punted a kitten!" "Oh...it's the Foolianos. They rock Ken Jennings hard."
Wha? U 4got to call me lastnight? C, thats that fooliani right there.
OR
Fooliani, aint no way n hell u could did that.
OR
That nugga P was on some serious fooliani, actn like he was gon' whoop that nuggas ass
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.