foofmonster 

a wildly aggressive vaginamonster who is known to scare small children at night in Holland.

Brian: OMG Its the FOOFMONSTER
Foofmonster: gurgglee gurrgglee gurrgglee

foofmonster by Gregmkins November 28, 2007

FOMOnster 

A person who induces the fear of missing out, typically through social media, reminding you that their life is way more fun then yours and what they’re doing is way more fun than what you’re doing.

“Ashley’s insta story was lit last night”
“Yea, she’s such a FOMOnster - her life is way more fun than ours.”

FOMOnster by dlvec November 18, 2017

Fokmonster 

Non gender person who messes anything and everything up they touch. Usually also the laziest human in existence.

Wow, your boss can’t even walk and talk at the same time without tripping or stuttering. They are truly the biggest fokmonster known to mankind.

Fokmonster by Starr2gb November 26, 2021

Foofmonger

The Foofmonger is considered a creature of the night, the origins of which are unknown. It is a malicious spirit said to consume the souls of its' victims. This creature is potentially other-worldly, but resides deep within the pits of hell. The age of this spirit can not be found in any history books or encyclopedias, but there are early traces of its existence dating back to mythological days where it was known by the name RJ. A beast of unspoken ferocity, perceived to be made of fear. This being is intangible, but its presence can be felt. When it rips the soul from its vessel, it is said to inherit that poor target's traits and skills. Researchers say it still exists to this day, within every shadow, every dark corner. It waits for anyone, or anything to sense it, and then it strikes. The feeling of having the soul ripped from the body is said to be similar to that of being set on fire, but surviving much longer, as the flesh does not actually burn. The brain is actually tricked into feeling the pain, so there is no way to soothe it. After the Foofmonger finishes its soul-stealing ritual, it devours the corpse. Nobody can determine the exact weapon or tool that the being uses, only that it is very efficient and precise. Scientists project the 'tool' it uses is similar to that of a snakes fangs, long hypodermic needles, but instead of injecting venom, it draws out the soul.Nothing more is known other than old tales of the treacherous beast known as, Foofmonger....

The Foofmonger is a gaming beast, none can even compare to his skill.

Foofmonger by I am... Foofmonger... December 3, 2011