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Fokmonster

Non gender person who messes anything and everything up they touch. Usually also the laziest human in existence.
Wow, your boss can’t even walk and talk at the same time without tripping or stuttering. They are truly the biggest fokmonster known to mankind.
by Starr2gb November 26, 2021
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foofmonster

a wildly aggressive vaginamonster who is known to scare small children at night in Holland.
Brian: OMG Its the FOOFMONSTER
Foofmonster: gurgglee gurrgglee gurrgglee
by Gregmkins November 28, 2007
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Fagmonster

A person who's homosexuality has become monsterous.

A person who is both homosexual, and a monster.
My freind Ethan, who has become "emo" in out look in life and dress, is a Fagmonster. He absorbs other people's gay, and sends it out as his own, giving off homosexual vibes for miles from his hill billy house.
by Nightmare January 6, 2005
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fuckmonster

A phrase almost exclusively used by men talking about women.
A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE
James was overjoyed with his new girlfriend, but soon found-out that she was a fuckmonster.
by Andy WRX August 21, 2008
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FOMOnster

A person who induces the fear of missing out, typically through social media, reminding you that their life is way more fun then yours and what they’re doing is way more fun than what you’re doing.
Ashley’s insta story was lit last night
“Yea, she’s such a FOMOnster - her life is way more fun than ours.”
by dlvec November 18, 2017
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fuckmonster

A relationship definition somewhere between "friend-with-benefits" and "disease trader."
Ro Bag: "I'm not Katy's boyfriend, I'm just her Fuckmonster!"
by Marcus Chizzle December 28, 2005
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fuckmonster

One who frequently engages in carefree sportfucking without regard to commitment, reason, or partners' emotions.
Yulia: William is a dirty, dirty fuckmonster.
William: You know you love it.
by Dino February 10, 2005
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