foofke 

A Vagina in Flemish, a Dutch variant.

Last night Bart kissed my Foofke

foofke by Captmdx November 18, 2021

Fookermooker 

To poo in a cup and dump it upon a potato and proceeding to throw said potato at a passing boat.

God dammit bobathan fookermookered me

Fookermooker by Juice master69420 October 31, 2022

foofery

A frivolous activity, often of a goofy, silly, and/or foppish maner. Similar to folly.

The busy southern senator frowned at his aide, "Jonathon, I simply do not have the time for all this here foofery and folderol!"

foofery by Andrew Mullen October 29, 2007

Foofle 

What you probably typed when you were trying to spell google.

I'll search for it.... www.foofle.com - Damn it!

Foofle by NESMonster February 2, 2004

foosketball 

A sports created by and for the Gods, combining football, basketball, and ultimate frisbee. Like in ultimate frisbee, a player cannot move with the ball. However, instead of a frisbee, foosketball is played with a football and instead of crossing an endline, a team must shoot the football into a basketball hoop in order to score a point.

It must be noted that in foosketball there are no guarantees. This refers to the difficulty of the game, most notably that even the easiest of shots can rim out due to the sport's epic and intense nature.

"Dude, you want to go play some foosketball at the arena later today?" "Sure, but remember that there are no guarantees."

foosketball by KidParkinsons July 24, 2009

fooker 

The nice way to call someone a fucker.

"Shut the fook up you fookin' fooker!" - Man yelling at his neighbor.

fooker by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

Fooked 

A clever derivitave of "fucked". This variation allows a more public application of its origin, all-the-while maintaining the intended emphasis and can be used anywhere in place of "fucked".

1) "We got all fooked up."

2) "She really fooked up that time."

Fooked by Keoki March 14, 2005