foosketball 

A sports created by and for the Gods, combining football, basketball, and ultimate frisbee. Like in ultimate frisbee, a player cannot move with the ball. However, instead of a frisbee, foosketball is played with a football and instead of crossing an endline, a team must shoot the football into a basketball hoop in order to score a point.

It must be noted that in foosketball there are no guarantees. This refers to the difficulty of the game, most notably that even the easiest of shots can rim out due to the sport's epic and intense nature.

"Dude, you want to go play some foosketball at the arena later today?" "Sure, but remember that there are no guarantees."

foosketball by KidParkinsons July 24, 2009

fooseball 

A game of soccer played on a table at near waist height. Turning of knobs are used to score a small ball in the oppenents goal. Rules much like the game of soccer.

Man, the only indoor game better than ping-pong is fooseball!

fooseball by dostacysmom69 January 24, 2006

fooseball orgy 

two pairs of naked men stand across each other and jerk each other. much like a jerk circle but in square form with random jerking

dude, at ryan's sausage fest last night, I swear a couple of those guys from the other school that came went downstairs and had a fooseball orgy

fooseball orgy by amazingreg September 20, 2010

fooseball 

the family friendly version of saying fuck

daym boy he got fooseballed

fooseball by lil_nutto December 4, 2018

footskitball 

its a game i created its a mix of football and uhhhhhhh skitball heh

dem bitches be playin some muthafuckin footskitball

footskitball by chip whitley December 1, 2004

footsketball 

when a man is tied down by a woman, and the woman ferociously gropes the man’s balls which he can’t do anything about

i was with this girl last night, and she footsketballed me

footsketball by ryut November 25, 2023