NESMonster's definitions

rentals

1. A very cute band (I'm a straight guy and I just said cute - Aaah!) that plays kick ass music.
2. Things you can break without feeling guilt.

1. The Rentals sang California and Friends of P.
2. Betty: These paper plates are rentals so go wild!
Jim: Betty, we're sniffing cocaine off of them, I'd say that's pretty wild.
Babaloo: I've changed my name from Betty to Bertha!
Jim: Well doesn't that just shit your pants.
Bertha: Myes.

by NESMonster February 3, 2004

Foofle

What you probably typed when you were trying to spell google.

I'll search for it.... www.foofle.com - Damn it!

by NESMonster February 2, 2004

nescity

1. When your NES collection is getting quite huge.
2. Also a rather rad website - www.nescity.com

Rafananananananananasa: "Man, you're in nescity! This collection is outrageous!
Doug: "Thanks, Raf."
Rafananananananananasa: "Just because I am foreign does not grant you the right to abbreviate my name."
Doug: "You abbreviate my name all the time!"
Rafananananananananasa: "What's your name again?"
Doug: Doug
Rafananananananananasa: *KABOOM!*

by NESMonster February 2, 2004

projectionist

1. The guy who starts movies, and in time, will lose his job to the ever growing dome of jobs that technology will be able to replace.
2. A word you typed in because you're bored out of your god damned mind. Maybe it's your job, maybe it's your friends job, maybe you didn't know what a projectionist is, but the point is you have to get up and go do something besides waste your time here. Ride the bus with your headphones off, meet new people, talk to the first pretty opposing sex you see, who knows something might start. JUST GET OFF YOUR ASS!

By the way I'm totally in the same rut.

1. Hey! Your projectionist won't start the movie!
2. I said get out of the house.

by NESMonster February 3, 2004

fastesio

A big made-up word that works well in arguments and can be given any meaning you'd like it to have.

Well you're a fastesio! There, ya see that? I can make up big words too!

by NESMonster February 3, 2004

there there

A term that when used while patting someone on the back cures them of all status ailments.

Guy #1: MY MOM DIED, MY DAD'S ON HIS DEATHBED, MY SISTER WON'T TALK TO ME! I'M JUST GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE!
Guy #2: There there. *pats hand on back.*
Guy #1: Wow, I've never really looked at it that way before. Thanks!

by NESMonster February 3, 2004

interpol

1. A place that sends papers with information on it to people who need it.
2. You will know that you bring my vapors, every time that you pass through this room. Walk through this room. Daaaaaphne, you fiiiind me.
3. NESMonster's favorite band (search for me), he's more than willing to talk music with anyone who agrees.

1. Bob: This just in from interpol, this fax machine is actually a copier!
Jim: Well I'll be damned.
2. You fell for my memory. Daaaaaphne!
3. Interpol toured in Portland and I was the only one not wearing black at the concert.

by NESMonster February 2, 2004