qwantz

sexy and exciting!
Guy #1: This place is qwantz!
Guy #2: Of course it is, you're in a strip club!
by NESMonster February 03, 2004
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JagTV

The best student-ran news organization in the U.S. Waaaay better than those blokes in Alan, Texas! JagTV is home to Sunny Suren and DOUG YOUNG WHO WROTE FOR HIM.
Man, this lemonade stand is becoming the next JagTV!
by NESMonster February 03, 2004
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chimping

What one does after taking a picture with a digital camera and looking at the result. Derived from the words they speak when chimping: "Ooo-oo-oo!"
Locals: Stupid tourists and their stupid chimping.
Tourists: Ooo-oo-oo! Look at Jane in front of car! She so pretty!
by NESMonster February 02, 2004
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system requirements

A set of words letting you know if you have to pay lots of money in the near future.
Doug: What's system requirements on that thing?
Bob: I think I'm going to have to buy a new computer, for this.... what's your name again?
Doug: Doug.
Bob: *KABOOM*
Doug: I hate it when that happens.
by NESMonster February 02, 2004
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rentals

1. A very cute band (I'm a straight guy and I just said cute - Aaah!) that plays kick ass music.
2. Things you can break without feeling guilt.
1. The Rentals sang California and Friends of P.
2. Betty: These paper plates are rentals so go wild!
Jim: Betty, we're sniffing cocaine off of them, I'd say that's pretty wild.
Babaloo: I've changed my name from Betty to Bertha!
Jim: Well doesn't that just shit your pants.
Bertha: Myes.
by NESMonster February 03, 2004
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interpol

1. A place that sends papers with information on it to people who need it.
2. You will know that you bring my vapors, every time that you pass through this room. Walk through this room. Daaaaaphne, you fiiiind me.
3. NESMonster's favorite band (search for me), he's more than willing to talk music with anyone who agrees.
1. Bob: This just in from interpol, this fax machine is actually a copier!
Jim: Well I'll be damned.
2. You fell for my memory. Daaaaaphne!
3. Interpol toured in Portland and I was the only one not wearing black at the concert.
by NESMonster February 02, 2004
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there there

A term that when used while patting someone on the back cures them of all status ailments.
Guy #1: MY MOM DIED, MY DAD'S ON HIS DEATHBED, MY SISTER WON'T TALK TO ME! I'M JUST GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE!
Guy #2: There there. *pats hand on back.*
Guy #1: Wow, I've never really looked at it that way before. Thanks!
by NESMonster February 03, 2004
mugGet the there theremug.