Definitions by NESMonster

fopah 

and have a wonderful.... time? Is that it? No-no its... "and something something all...day?" right?

Your fopah was so awkward last night I had to call a university professor just to know what word I should use.

fopah by NESMonster April 23, 2004

yesh 

1. The word used by Mooch in Mutts to say 'Yes!'.
2. An awesome way to say 'yes.'

1. Chicky-shnoodle!? Yesh!
2. The band Yesh is alright, I guess.

yesh by NESMonster February 4, 2004

there there 

A term that when used while patting someone on the back cures them of all status ailments.

Guy #1: MY MOM DIED, MY DAD'S ON HIS DEATHBED, MY SISTER WON'T TALK TO ME! I'M JUST GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE!
Guy #2: There there. *pats hand on back.*
Guy #1: Wow, I've never really looked at it that way before. Thanks!

there there by NESMonster February 3, 2004

qwantz 

sexy and exciting!

Guy #1: This place is qwantz!
Guy #2: Of course it is, you're in a strip club!

qwantz by NESMonster February 3, 2004

JagTV 

The best student-ran news organization in the U.S. Waaaay better than those blokes in Alan, Texas! JagTV is home to Sunny Suren and DOUG YOUNG WHO WROTE FOR HIM.

Man, this lemonade stand is becoming the next JagTV!

JagTV by NESMonster February 3, 2004

fastesio 

A big made-up word that works well in arguments and can be given any meaning you'd like it to have.

Well you're a fastesio! There, ya see that? I can make up big words too!

fastesio by NESMonster February 3, 2004

rentals 

1. A very cute band (I'm a straight guy and I just said cute - Aaah!) that plays kick ass music.
2. Things you can break without feeling guilt.

1. The Rentals sang California and Friends of P.
2. Betty: These paper plates are rentals so go wild!
Jim: Betty, we're sniffing cocaine off of them, I'd say that's pretty wild.
Babaloo: I've changed my name from Betty to Bertha!
Jim: Well doesn't that just shit your pants.
Bertha: Myes.

rentals by NESMonster February 3, 2004