2 definitions by KidParkinsons
A sports created by and for the Gods, combining football, basketball, and ultimate frisbee. Like in ultimate frisbee, a player cannot move with the ball. However, instead of a frisbee, foosketball is played with a football and instead of crossing an endline, a team must shoot the football into a basketball hoop in order to score a point.
It must be noted that in foosketball there are no guarantees. This refers to the difficulty of the game, most notably that even the easiest of shots can rim out due to the sport's epic and intense nature.
It must be noted that in foosketball there are no guarantees. This refers to the difficulty of the game, most notably that even the easiest of shots can rim out due to the sport's epic and intense nature.
"Dude, you want to go play some foosketball at the arena later today?" "Sure, but remember that there are no guarantees."
by KidParkinsons July 24, 2009
An inordinately large poop, in which the person defecates so hard and for long that he/she has no choice but to declare a "sushdump." It usually involves going to the bathroom for an extended period of time, and leaving a long-lasting stain (offensive to the senses of smell and sight) on the toilet.
by KidParkinsons April 25, 2008