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1. The post coital state one places a sexual partner one attains through mindblowing intense orgasmic sex.

2. Asking to be put into a state like the scumbag-rape drug, Roofies attains on the victim, where you loose all bodily functions and drool like a quadruped but this is post consensual coitus between two virile nympho adults.
1. Tony: Mate I "FOOFIED" Belle so good last night she may need a week of work.

Jas: you mean you gave her a Roofie
Tony: nah mate, I fucked her brains out so it was like she had a Roofie.

2. Mon: Show me how you handle your Lumber big Boi
Jas: Talking like that will get you "FOOFIED"
Mon: **pounces on him before he's undressed
Foofied by toetoe82 December 29, 2021
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foofie puff 

It is a soft and fluffy dog or kitten. Irresistible in nature, these anomalies have the overwhelming charms to subdue their masters and force them to cuddle them. The foofie puffs are so beautiful some people try to harvest their adorability factor for help with love. These special animals are now endangered with only a few thousand of the species left on this planet, but with your help we can save the foofie puffs and help them grow.
Oh, that foofie puff is so adorable I feel the need to cuddle and love it.
foofie puff by Kamzone October 12, 2016

foofie-doof 

Something a chick says when she smells something especially stinky to uphold a level of couth and properness.
Instead of saying "DAMN! That shit is RANK!" She'd say "My goodness that's foofie-doof!"
foofie-doof by Jocelynski October 23, 2008
to spin around without the other person’s consent, and hit their head afterwards.
flow got foofied around until he got a stroke and got paralyzed from the neck down
Foofie by big nigga flow May 9, 2021
will you rub my foofie?

ouch! you just karate chopped my foofie!

my foofie's bleeding.
Getting dressed up, dolled up, adding a bit more glamor to your current appearance. Doing something extra nice to your hair, clothing, etc. Looking more "hot" than you already are!
I am going to get a little foofed up tonight, so I'll look good for my hot date with Jeff.
foofed by Sarahricaz September 26, 2008
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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