foodzoned

Guy or gal that uses flirting to have someone bring them free food. They give you just enough attention to think you stand a chance (a quick kiss, hug, smile), but the truth is you've been foodzoned. You don't stand a chance in hell beyond that.

Did I just see Tim leave your apartment again? Are you actually seeing him now or is he foodzoned as well?

by FlyWife January 13, 2022

Foodboner

An erection that occurs whilst thinking about having a steamy threesome with your roommate and his large, hawaiian pizza.

Dude, I have such a raging foodboner right now.

by IHeartCthulhu June 23, 2011

Frozoned

Like Anna in the Disney classic, Frozen; being frozoned is when a romantic partner pretends to like you but actually is plotting your death to take your possessions.

Dam, susie just told me her boyfriend for 5 years just tried to kill her so he could have her apartment and parking space. She totally just got frozoned

by Mickey the flucking Mouse July 2, 2014

Frozoned

When you are in a relationship and you want to take it a step further but they just want to find their super suit.

"Girl, we've been planning this dinner for 2 months! He just wanted to go save the city, I totally got frozoned."

by kswizzled June 24, 2015

fookzored

fuk-zohrred

Past participle of "fucked" or "buggered".

Normally shouted by a third party at someone elses' expense.

"Chris left doing his coursework far too late, he's fookzored!"

Person A: "Oh crap, I just dropped my laptop in the lake"
Person B: "Haha! Fookzored!"

by NHO December 30, 2007

Frozoned

Like Anna in the Disney classic, Frozen; being frozoned is when a romantic partner pretends to like you but actually is plotting your death to take your possessions.

Dam, susie just told me her boyfriend for 5 years just tried to kill her so he could have her apartment and parking space. She totally just got frozoned

by Mickey the flucking Mouse July 2, 2014