Definitions by NHO

fookzored 

fuk-zohrred

Past participle of "fucked" or "buggered".

Normally shouted by a third party at someone elses' expense.

"Chris left doing his coursework far too late, he's fookzored!"

Person A: "Oh crap, I just dropped my laptop in the lake"
Person B: "Haha! Fookzored!"

fookzored by NHO December 30, 2007

iBitching 

To bitch at Apple Products

To give someone grief about their undying love for Apple products.

A Clever Person: "Your iPhone is a bit wank cos its only got EDGE."
An Apple Fanboy: "Quit your iBitching!"

iBitching by NHO December 30, 2007