fookzored

fuk-zohrred

Past participle of "fucked" or "buggered".

Normally shouted by a third party at someone elses' expense.

"Chris left doing his coursework far too late, he's fookzored!"

Person A: "Oh crap, I just dropped my laptop in the lake"
Person B: "Haha! Fookzored!"

fookzored by NHO December 30, 2007

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fuckzored

The 1337 way to pwn,own or utterly destroy someone/something.

e.g 'WhHAhahhahHHA...dude... like..seriously, i just fuckzored joo!oneone!1!!1!!!oneoneone!!1!!!'

fuckzored by 13370R January 25, 2005

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Related Words

fookzored • foodzoned • fuckzored

foodzoned

Guy or gal that uses flirting to have someone bring them free food. They give you just enough attention to think you stand a chance (a quick kiss, hug, smile), but the truth is you've been foodzoned. You don't stand a chance in hell beyond that.

Did I just see Tim leave your apartment again? Are you actually seeing him now or is he foodzoned as well?

foodzoned by FlyWife January 13, 2022

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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