Foodboner
An erection that occurs whilst thinking about having a steamy threesome with your roommate and his large, hawaiian pizza.
Foodboner by IHeartCthulhu June 23, 2011
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food boner
An erection caused by dining on something delicious. Occurs most often when having a great meal for the first time a long while. Also appears when you least expect it, and is hard to control if you are enjoying your dish quite slowly.
I hadn't eaten Subway in so long, and I was missing my buffalo chicken special. I got one tonight and I took one bite and could not believe how perfectly toasty and warm and fresh everything was on it this time, that I ended up getting a food boner. Never has a sub gotten me hard like this before!
food boner by ThatOneFoxGuy November 27, 2013
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foodover
When you eat so much food so quickly at night (aka binge), you have a hangover like feeling in the morning.
Man, after eating five hamburgers, three shakes, and that entire bag of doritos last night in the span of an hour, it's no wonder I have a foodover this morning.
foodover by strunkystrunk September 25, 2010
food boner
food boner by Gourmet Mike February 23, 2012
foodboarding
Torturing someone by sharing endless choices of their favorite foods when the other person is not present to eat the items they crave.
Mark: I am at a fantastic restaurant right now with my girlfriend and the dessert selections are amazing... Bananas Foster, Baked Alaska, Crepes Suzette, Banana Cream Pie, Coconut Cream Pie, New York Style Cheesecake and Cherries Jubilee.
Geo: Damn you! You are Foodboarding me with all my favorite desserts!
Geo: Damn you! You are Foodboarding me with all my favorite desserts!
foodboarding by gpkGoBucks December 23, 2014
Food Boner
To enjoy a meal that is so delicious it stimulates your sexual organs thus resulting in a food boner.
My dick hurts today from the massive food boner that steak gave me last night.
Patricia ate one of my bagels I brought home from Manhattan and I could see her leaking from her pants, total food boner bro.
Patricia ate one of my bagels I brought home from Manhattan and I could see her leaking from her pants, total food boner bro.
Food Boner by Dommyb11 June 10, 2011
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brandoodoler foodoler by masterofdisaster55 March 1, 2011
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