foodstamp 

A term used for defining a person of poor or no wealth. One who is on welfare, a skank ass turd burglar who lives off people who make a living.

It can also be used to degrade your friend after he's made a dumbass of himself, and it just sounds funny to call someone that, regardless of their money status.

Jeeves: Oh, dammit! Tom, what the fuck happened to your part of the rent??

Tom: Sorry man, I lost my job a couple weeks back.

Jeeves: You fuckin' foodstamp! You are worthless, stupid skankface! I ought to face your mom and have her give me a blow job.

Tom: That's cool dude, she's dead.

Jeeves: Shut up Tom, you are a foodstamp, foodstamps don't know anything.

foodstamp by Marc Oxenreider July 28, 2006

Foodstamp Escalade 

Your on government assistance but you drive an nice car.

The welfare recipitent was driving a foodstamp escalade.

Foodstamp Escalade by Robb Yo Momma March 29, 2004

foodstamp baby

A baby, usually black or of another minority group, whose parents are on foodstamps. Foodstamp babies grow up on massive amounts of kool-aid, watermelon and chicken. Foodstamp babies cry a lot because they learn at a very young age that their parents are a burden to society.

John: "See that lady that just came through my line with $500 worth of chicken and watermelon? Of course she paid with foodstamps and her foodstamp baby wouldn't stop crying."
Ron: "Goddamn foodstamp babies."

foodstamp baby by john-stump December 18, 2011

Foodstamp snatcher 

A person who comes out the ally or drives to a individual and robs his or her ebt card off of him or her

Oh my gawd that damn foodstamp snatcher just came out the ally and rob ke for my ebt card

Foodstamp snatcher by Foodstamps snachter January 4, 2019

foodstamp ho 

1.) Someone using government benefits while making money selling their body in some form or fashion (stripping, escorting, sugar baby life, FaceTime sex shows/Camshows paid via CashApp/PayPal, or just straight up stone cold prostitution ) they work in the sexwork trade where the money cannot be traced and taxed which is how they maintain their EBT card, Medicaid, Section 8, Cash Assistance, etc so they can afford more luxuries than if they only worked at a 9 to 5 minimum wage square job. Onlyfans, Phonesex, Webcam models, and pornstars are all independent contractors that fill out a w9 so their money is documented and reported on the books and they have to pay taxes so they don’t qualify for government assistance if they make enough. Sexworkers make more than the average person, a phonesex operator alone can make as much as a registered nurse and no one will touch her and her identity can remain completely anonymous.

2.) Someone that will provide sexual favors in exchange for foodstamps

Sukihana: “Ratchet but saditty
Got all of these niggas wishin
Fucked him in Miami, made him buy me some new titties
Backseat of the Benz felt that dick all in my kidneys

Pull my panties down and ride his face all the way to Dennys
I'ma ratchet-ass ho

a food stamp ho

Put that dick all in my throat 'til I lose my voice (yeah)
I'ma ratchet ass ho, a food stamp ho

Put that dick all in my throat 'til I lose my voice”

Scenario#2

Kyra: “How does Marissa drive a brand new Mercedes Benz, have a collection of Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Prada and Birkin bags, expensive clothes, a collection of red bottoms, a new weave and nail set every week when she’s living in the hood and is on section 8”?

Belinda: She’s a foodstamp ho, she makes money doing sexwork on the side, she only deals with rich men and high paid drug dealers that give her large amounts of money and support her lifestyle but it legally isn’t considered income and cannot be proven that the money was given specifically in exchange for a sexual favor, so they cannot prosecute her, and on paper it says she makes only $12,000 a year so she qualifies for $500 of foodstamps a month and only pays $50 a month for rent due to qualifying for government benefits even though in reality she’s making six figures or more

Scenario#3

Tyrell: Brenda sucked my dick in exchange for my foodstamp card

Sean: “Oh I didn’t know she was a foodstamp ho”

foodstamp ho by RatchetButSaditty May 21, 2021

yuppie foodstamp

a twenty dollar bill

...brazen is really weird.

Did I leave a yuppie foodstamp in your car?

yuppie foodstamp by ame via brazen November 7, 2003

imma go foodstamp the couch 

sitting on your couch lazily while taxpayers buy your groceries

heyo, imma go foodstamp the couch cuz

imma go foodstamp the couch by foodstamp_mcgee February 16, 2020