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Foodling 

The act of reaching into a bag of food, usually from a fast food restaurant in your passenger seat, searching for something to put in your mouth. Inspired from noodling
I started foodling for that last soft taco that I know I ordered.
Foodling by Salesteamsix July 1, 2019
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Foodling 

A rare mystic beast who has an dribbling passion for good food! Especially fresh and local produce. A human who will go to great lengths to provide the best locally sourced meal to his mouth watering enclave. Much like Jesus feeding the 5000 with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, a Foodling performs miracles when in close proximity to good food!
"Look at that Foodling rumbling through the farmers market..."
"Where, Where? I've never seen one in real life"
"Oh it dissapeared but you know the meal is going to be legendary!"
Foodling by JoshBen March 21, 2019

Foodling 

Adj: A small, tiny or inconsequential amount.

Verb: Activity of no usefulness.

Verb: A waste of time - causing one to be fooling about.
"I dont have time to waste on this foodling amount of anything."

"Don't waste my time with this foodling crap"

"I don't have time to be foodling about with all these cords."
Att. Douglas N, Adams - _The Salmon of Doubt_ .
Foodling by IAM KNOT WHOIAM April 30, 2011

Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

Dog fooding

Alternate form of dogfood. Refers to the practice of expecting software developers to use the products they produce.
Our software has had fewer bugs since our programmers embraced dog fooding.
Dog fooding by obbyyoyo May 2, 2005

foodinger 

a food connoisseur that pays to go to their friends place and eats their cooking.
i want to go to be like amy. she's such a foodinger. she never cooks but gets her friends to cook for her!
foodinger by chentastical December 4, 2012

Fondling in a Bush 

When two people like to have sexual activity or to masturbate each other in a bush or a run down place
Did you see those two fondling in a bush

Cough cough s h a n e and j o d i
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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