Foodling

The act of reaching into a bag of food, usually from a fast food restaurant in your passenger seat, searching for something to put in your mouth. Inspired from noodling

I started foodling for that last soft taco that I know I ordered.

by Salesteamsix July 1, 2019

Foodling

A rare mystic beast who has an dribbling passion for good food! Especially fresh and local produce. A human who will go to great lengths to provide the best locally sourced meal to his mouth watering enclave. Much like Jesus feeding the 5000 with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, a Foodling performs miracles when in close proximity to good food!

"Look at that Foodling rumbling through the farmers market..."
"Where, Where? I've never seen one in real life"
"Oh it dissapeared but you know the meal is going to be legendary!"

by JoshBen March 21, 2019

Foodling

Adj: A small, tiny or inconsequential amount.

Verb: Activity of no usefulness.

Verb: A waste of time - causing one to be fooling about.

"I dont have time to waste on this foodling amount of anything."

"Don't waste my time with this foodling crap"

"I don't have time to be foodling about with all these cords."
Att. Douglas N, Adams - _The Salmon of Doubt_ .

by IAM KNOT WHOIAM April 30, 2011

Fondling Father

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.

This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 12, 2023

Dog fooding

Alternate form of dogfood. Refers to the practice of expecting software developers to use the products they produce.

Our software has had fewer bugs since our programmers embraced dog fooding.

by obbyyoyo May 2, 2005

foodinger

a food connoisseur that pays to go to their friends place and eats their cooking.

i want to go to be like amy. she's such a foodinger. she never cooks but gets her friends to cook for her!

by chentastical December 4, 2012

Fondling in a Bush

When two people like to have sexual activity or to masturbate each other in a bush or a run down place

Did you see those two fondling in a bush

Cough cough s h a n e and j o d i

by P u s s y slayer69 March 15, 2019