fontzi

A nazi over fonts.

Danielle stopped being my friend because I keep using the Papyrus in my PowerPoint presentations. She told me I really need to look into the Swiss school. What does that even mean? What a fontzi!

by trillbaynerd December 16, 2012

Double Fonzies

Twice as good as regular good.
2 thumbs up!

"Dude, those spicy chicken wings were total double fonzies"

by Bendy - SAB September 16, 2016

Fonzingham

Originally named as a Happy Days hybrid, Fonzingham is the greatest sidekick of all time. He has awesome one liners, gets you beers when you need them and... has the personality of James Brown.

"Terry's party was abysmal... then Fonzingham turned up with kegs and strippers!! "
Thank God we invited Fonzingham!

High five freeze frame.

by CJR1979 June 7, 2010

The Fonzie Method

The act of forceably banging on or hitting an inanimate object one time in order to produce working conditions after several failled attempts.

Cornilius tried to start his car several times to no avail and with rage applied "The Fonzie Method" and the car jumped to life.

by nipples and dimes January 6, 2012

fonzied

The act of hitting a mechenical device that is unserviceable with the side of your fist, rendering it now fully serviceable.

Just when it seemed like it was never going to work, I fonzied it and it came back to life.

by drooby June 3, 2010

Fonzi Scheme

The act of defrauding a restaurant owner of the cash from their juke box.

Big Al's was robbed of dozens of dollars when it was discovered that Arthur Fonzarelli had been playing songs for free by merely punching the juke box, otherwise know as a "Fonzi Scheme". When contacted at his office in the men's room at Big Al's restaurant, Fonzarelli had no comment

by angusshangus January 7, 2009

Back Door Fonzie

The fine art of slipping a thumb in the anus.

Yo Jerry, I was screwing this skank from Chalmette and I gave her the Back Door Fonzie. She didn't even flinch!!

by RENO666 September 5, 2009