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Also spelled fonch. bastardised version of funk-cheese with a visual of a fountain of rotted vaginal effluvient.

That Hooker Fontch just touched my boyfriend! I'd kick her ass but my foot might be lost forever.

What is in this nasty tasting sandwich? Some kind of fontch?

fontch by rewolf7 October 8, 2007

Words you can keep

fontch

Cross between fountain+funk+cheese+bitch. Derogatory use in regard to a woman's vaginal uncleanliness.

Man, that Hooker Fontch is NASTY!
or, 'She's all Fontchy! I wouldn't let an enemy date her.
or, 'That Fontch has laid the entire state of Texas and Puerto Rico besides!'

fontch by rewolf7 September 27, 2007

Related Words

fontch • fotch • fonch • fontcest • fortch • fonthill • fonchongle • footcheck • Fotching • fotchy

Fotchy Wotchy

when you physically anal someone with a shovel after you dropkick them.

the dude stole my car so i pulled a fotchy wotchy on his ass.

Fotchy Wotchy by physinbock October 16, 2019

fonchongle

To utterly destroy, exterminate, reck. Scare tf out of someone. Originated in New Jersey and used by the youth.

Damn i just got fonchongled

fonchongle by Lt.Thot July 28, 2017

fontcest

One of the many ships of UnderTale, the couple being the skeleton brothers, Sans and Papyrus. Also could be known as PapySans.

Fontcest is lost in the sea of UnderTail.

fontcest by DepressingVoice16 July 6, 2016

Fonchus

a smelly mangina

Dude go shower you smell like a fonchus

Fonchus by chuck steelrod July 10, 2010

fontcest

When you are pure cancer and ship skeleton brothers. SKELETON. BROTHERS.

Player 1: Do you like undertale?
Player 2: I ship PapySans, forever.
Player 1: You ship skeleton brothers?
Player 2: Is there something wrong with that?
Player 1: No, but there skeletons, and brothers. You fontcest creep.

fontcest by Perfidiae May 10, 2017

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026