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Cross between fountain+funk+cheese+bitch. Derogatory use in regard to a woman's vaginal uncleanliness.
Man, that Hooker Fontch is NASTY!
or, 'She's all Fontchy! I wouldn't let an enemy date her.
or, 'That Fontch has laid the entire state of Texas and Puerto Rico besides!'
fontch by rewolf7 September 27, 2007
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Fotchy Wotchy 

when you physically anal someone with a shovel after you dropkick them.
the dude stole my car so i pulled a fotchy wotchy on his ass.
Fotchy Wotchy by physinbock October 16, 2019

fonchongle 

To utterly destroy, exterminate, reck. Scare tf out of someone. Originated in New Jersey and used by the youth.
Damn i just got fonchongled
fonchongle by Lt.Thot July 28, 2017

fontcest 

One of the many ships of UnderTale, the couple being the skeleton brothers, Sans and Papyrus. Also could be known as PapySans.
Fontcest is lost in the sea of UnderTail.
fontcest by DepressingVoice16 July 6, 2016
Dude go shower you smell like a fonchus
Fonchus by chuck steelrod July 10, 2010

fontcest 

When you are pure cancer and ship skeleton brothers. SKELETON. BROTHERS.
Player 1: Do you like undertale?
Player 2: I ship PapySans, forever.
Player 1: You ship skeleton brothers?
Player 2: Is there something wrong with that?
Player 1: No, but there skeletons, and brothers. You fontcest creep.
fontcest by Perfidiae May 10, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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