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OR off the wyrm; a reality check. Getting back to work after slacking or spacing out.

Referencing the tequila worm. As in you aren't drunk any more and have a hangover but have to get to work anyway.
After Summer I'm off the worm. Mom says I gotta get a job.
by rewolf7 July 8, 2014
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2 definitions; a: a skipjack tuna because they fight the line stubbornly is nicknamed a sea donkey.

b: a mixed drink made of; What is a sea donkey?
1-ounce orange flavored vodka. 1/4-ounce blue curaco. 1/4-ounce Midori. Lemon and/or lime slices, for garnish.
"Man, that 12 pound Sea Donkey took me 3 hours to reel in!" or "Make me a Sea Donkey, Bartender!"
by rewolf7 March 19, 2023
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Based on the term Definition of tripendicular :.

(trī'pən-dĭk'yə-lər)

1. (adj.) akin to, or the disorienting view one has while falling or moving as in an arc, or in a direction other than just horizontal or vertical.

Origins: And alteration from perpendicular and parallel. Looking at per-, weigh or by way of, refers to dividing or crossing a path (a 90 degree angle to a path). Similarly, para-, along side of, refers to following next to a path (a zero degree angle to the path). Using tri-, made of three groups, refers to the third orientation to a path, which is made up of a percentage of per- and para-.

Most recently used in Central California slang (surfer/Valley Girl/80s): meaning way out, radically cool, weird but cool. related to trippin'.
They traveled tripendicularly on the roller coaster. or : The wave was way trippendicular dude! It was like 10 feet high!
by rewolf7 November 15, 2013
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Totally going bonkers. Bouncing off the walls hyperactivity. Very angry or happy. Based on a cult video of a ninja kitten dancing to the ska genre comedy song Flip out like a Ninja by the band Seven Seconds Of Love. Noted also for winning it's legal battle with the Coca-cola company over the song's use in a commercial.
1.Dad's doing a ninja flipout over my report card, I actually got A's this time.
2. He's ninja flipout over the Concert tickets he won off the radio contest.
by rewolf7 November 13, 2007
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Also spelled fonch. bastardised version of funk-cheese with a visual of a fountain of rotted vaginal effluvient.
That Hooker Fontch just touched my boyfriend! I'd kick her ass but my foot might be lost forever.

What is in this nasty tasting sandwich? Some kind of fontch?
by rewolf7 September 25, 2007
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Cross between fountain+funk+cheese+bitch. Derogatory use in regard to a woman's vaginal uncleanliness.
Man, that Hooker Fontch is NASTY!
or, 'She's all Fontchy! I wouldn't let an enemy date her.
or, 'That Fontch has laid the entire state of Texas and Puerto Rico besides!'
by rewolf7 September 14, 2007
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The magic spell with the intention of changing bad to good by use of candle and salt ritual.
for swifting, you need a cookie sheet, and sea salt, and three candles (or a 3 layered candle) in the colors (top to bottom)black, brown, white. Encircle them with sea salt on a cookie sheet. Concentrating on your goal, light the dark one first and use it to light the brown one when it gets low, then do the same, brown to white. finally, use the white candle to burn a small piece of paper with your intended goal written on it. friendship to love, poor to rich, hate to friendship, etc.
by rewolf7 January 16, 2012
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