Behaving in the manner of Matt "The Porcelain Punisher" Fondiler of Carolla Digital, and the podcasts the Adam Carolla Show," "Ace on the House," and "Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend." Examples include showering with your back to the shower nozzle, or, after a shower, wearing your towel in an unusually high position on one's stomach (aka, Tummy Towel).
"I caught a glimpse of Gary after his shower this morning. He was Fondilering it with that tummytowel!"
When a male dips his penis in a fondue pot of chocolate (or any other melted food of choice) and the girl has the pleasure of eating it off. This phallical delicacy is one of the finest in the world.
I wanna talk nice to you, and talk about fondicating with you, and letting you suck my dick because if I was eloquent with you, you would still look at me as a scumbag. - tyson to female reporter
I normally dont do interviews with women unless I fondicate with them so you shouldnt talk anymore. unless you wanna...you know. I may like fondicate more than any other people, it's just who I am. I sacrificed so much in my life. can I atleast get laid? you know what I mean, I've been robbed for most of my money, can I atleast I get a blowjob? - tyson to another female reporter
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.