Behaving in the manner of Matt "The Porcelain Punisher" Fondiler of Carolla Digital, and the podcasts the Adam Carolla Show," "Ace on the House," and "Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend." Examples include showering with your back to the shower nozzle, or, after a shower, wearing your towel in an unusually high position on one's stomach (aka, Tummy Towel).

"I caught a glimpse of Gary after his shower this morning. He was Fondilering it with that tummy towel!"

fondilering by Lurksalot December 19, 2013

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fandiddlytastic

the word fantastic used in its most extreme tense

Your CD was fandiddlytastic!

fandiddlytastic by Henry Howard October 9, 2008

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fandiddle

a playful motion one makes with their bojangles.

"Hey Joel, don't fandiddle your bojangles on my bed!"

fandiddle by J Dizzle the #1 Nizzle December 6, 2006

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fondoodle

making your fingers dance in a very fast, almost vicious, manner with someone else. your fingers wiggle up, down, sideways, anyway you want. in doing this you imply that you want to engage in sexual intercourse at that very moment. the faster the fingers mean its going to be hot, kinky, filmworthy sex in the near future.

"when was your first time?"
"july 4th 2005."
"tell me about it"

and then kathryn pham described with great detail how she first intertwined fingers with chelsea sandlin under the firework filled night sky. that was the beginning of a very fondoodle filled night.
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fondoodle by KathrynFOSHIZZLED August 26, 2007

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