Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Finickle 

Can be used for a multitude of scenarios usually referring to someone who committed a crime or did something wrong but it’s also a spice for pasta
You always find a way to finickle your way into my like
Finickle by Big ball billy January 5, 2024
The essence of cool. An all around great guy who always keeps it real.
That guy is just so finicle.
Finicle by Zapp Rosdower January 20, 2009
(fin-kel)

-Adjective
1. kept or treated as a pet: a pet lamb.
2. especially cherished or indulged, as a child or other person.

–verb (used with object)
3. to fondle or caress: to pet a dog.
4. to treat as a pet; indulge.

–verb (used without object)
5. Informal. to engage in amorous fondling and caressing.
6. To masterbate
Walter loves his pet owl and like to finckle him gently.
Brian likes to finckle his knob.
Finckle by MadRuskii February 9, 2010
adjective • informal

1. in a wild state of affection, especially after experiencing repeated acts of intimacy.

2. in a state of longing for fiic.
1. The newlyweds were giggling and as fiickle as ever in their honeymoon canopy after exchanging compliments and
gratitude to one another.

2. His fiickleness was misunderstood as lasciviousness when all he wanted was to cuddle and play video games together.
fiickle by Mallewi March 12, 2023

Marti Fincklestein 

Old anti-semite Jewish woman that smokes 10 cartons of kools, camel unfiltered, and marlaboro reds, Did i mention shes jewish. She snorts pennies constantly, by crushing them up on her dashboard of her old volkswagon, i believe i mentioned shes jewish, breaks into other cars and fine establishments to steal pennies and doesnt uphold the law... give a penny take a penny. Ohhhh and her grandfather fell out of a guard tower in WWII, Auchwitz. And finally shes Jewish.

See cigarettes
Marti: " My throat is so clogged with ash and tar i sound like marti fincklestein"

fincklesnatch 

noun - A wet smelly finger after being inserted into a human female's vagina.

verb - To insert a dry clean finger into a human female's vagina and get her vaginal wetness and smell all over the finger.

adjective - The wetness and smell of the finger after being inserted into a human female's vagina.

past tense - fincklesnatched
plural - fincklesnatches

Fincklesnatcher - One who finkelsnatches.
Noun - I smell your fincklesnatch.

Verb - I decided to fincklesnatch her.

Adjective - The look on his face was fincklesnatch after he had fincklesnatched her.
fincklesnatch by really_personal September 10, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more