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Fandicktion 

Other name for smut.
When two (or more) people have sex in a fanfiction and it’s described in details.
“Did you read that fandicktion?”
“Omg, yeah! That fandicktion was so good!”
Fandicktion by laughinlikeniall August 3, 2018
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A last name for a irish person. The person is usually 4'9 to 5'3, blonde hair, crazy dad who other kids generally laugh at, a beast a baseball, low key has 1 day relationships and sleepovers with other girls.
Lmao ryan fendick is gay
fendick by 🐏 July 12, 2017
to fondle somebody, first stated by iron mike tyson.
I wanna talk nice to you, and talk about fondicating with you, and letting you suck my dick because if I was eloquent with you, you would still look at me as a scumbag. - tyson to female reporter

I normally dont do interviews with women unless I fondicate with them so you shouldnt talk anymore. unless you wanna...you know. I may like fondicate more than any other people, it's just who I am. I sacrificed so much in my life. can I atleast get laid? you know what I mean, I've been robbed for most of my money, can I atleast I get a blowjob? - tyson to another female reporter
fondicate by mattsanity August 21, 2008
when you put fun dip powder on your dick; preferably the tip and a girl performs oral to it
guy1: dude last night i got a fundick
guy2: what flavor
guy1: cherry
fundick by arnold mcjagger May 24, 2012
Mildly derogatory reference to famous and hapless cartoon character 'Fearless Fosdick' by Li'l Abner, first appearing in 1942.
Look at Fosdick over there sniffing it out - what a buffoon!
Fosdick by Carl Davidson June 12, 2013

fondickle 

To fondle and tickle at the same time.
My girlfriend loves it when I fondickle her. My guy friends, not so much.
fondickle by dkmadskillz February 25, 2015
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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