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Folliclism 

Acts of discrimination rooted in one's uncontrollable balding or abundance of hair.
Dude your opinion sucks dick because you're bald.

That's straight up folliclism and I don't have to take it.
Folliclism by cdvadj April 17, 2020
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folliculitis 

The rash you get on your ass after being prison banged.
I did an overnighter and got mad nasty folliculitis from a man named cupcake. Damn! my ass is sore!
folliculitis by Scott mcl March 29, 2007

Follicism 

Follicism can be referred to as classifying one's attributes according to one's hair color (Blonde, Brunette, Auburn) and/or style (Curly, Straight, Frizzy).

Noun (Follicist): A person who associates the physical attributes of one's hair color in relation to one's intelligence, capability, social status, personality.

Adjective (Follicism): Having the belief that the physical attributes of one's hair color determine one's intelligence, capability, social status, personality.
Most claims of follicism can be found when applying for jobs demanding a certain physical appearance, such as within the fashion industry.

Phrases such as, "all redheads are wild in bed," or, "blonds aren't the very brightest," are some of the most follicist things I hear on a day-to-day basis.
Follicism by TrackSirSnack May 20, 2014

folliclist 

A person with an irrational and prejudicial hate for bald people.
That folliclist just punched a bald man, so he's a fucking dick

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026