Definitions by ramphilosophers

folliclist 

A person with an irrational and prejudicial hate for bald people.

That folliclist just punched a bald man, so he's a fucking dick

folliclist by ramphilosophers May 25, 2023

existential nap 

Death.

Grandma did not come from upstairs this morning, she is taking an existential nap or Timmy's dog can't fetch the ball because it's taking an existential nap on the farm

existential nap by ramphilosophers December 7, 2017