existential nap

Death.

Grandma did not come from upstairs this morning, she is taking an existential nap or Timmy's dog can't fetch the ball because it's taking an existential nap on the farm

by ramphilosophers December 07, 2017

folliclist

A person with an irrational and prejudicial hate for bald people.

That folliclist just punched a bald man, so he's a fucking dick

by ramphilosophers May 25, 2023