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Monday 25th July 2016,
Ferny Crofts Campsite,
New Forest,
Hampshire.

A follet is an unfortunate and badly timed erection, for example during an outdoor activity for everyone to see. A follet must also be followed by continous piss taking and references, otherwise it is only know as an awkaward boner.
Harry was embarrassed as everyone saw his raging follet, he tried to hide it but his efforts were futile, his raging follet was there for all to see.
Follet by Sam Lancashire July 29, 2016
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A dumb ass on the internet that says a word does not exist, when it actually does on the Urban Dictionary.
Tom, that follet told Joe that the word did not exist, however Joe found it listed in the Urban Dictionary, proving Tom was a dumb ass.
follet by btcats October 10, 2009

folleague 

A colleague who you can share a beer with after work, but would not invite to your home. Usually an occupier of time before one meets their real friends.
Q: Do you want to meet for dinner at 8pm by your office?
A: That's okay, I'll hang out with a folleague until then.
folleague by Final Gravity July 9, 2016

zero follerance 

when a person is so boring, nobody will follow him/her on twitter
Even the scamsters give him zero follerance.

Ryan Follese 

An amazing man, with such a great personality. He is THE guy to have! He is nice, loving, a great singer, and funny. :) He's sweet and the best guy you will ever meet. An amazing singer and you will be addicted to his face, bod, and music!
"Omg did you just hear an angel?"
"Oh, no that was Ryan Follese!"

"Dude someone's looking hott....."
"Yeah he's totally pulling a Ryan Follese!"
Ryan Follese by FolleseFever December 23, 2011

que te folle un pez 

Spanish for I hope you get fucked by a fish. Used to express screw you. Also good for laughs.
Cody: "You're girl's a bitch bro"
Duncan: "Que te folle un pez, dude!"
Cody: "LMAO"

Fish fillet 

What she ordered.
What she order? FISH FILLET!
Fish fillet by T. Faller November 4, 2016
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