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Foisty Fish 

A Foisty Fish is a seedy sex trap, when someone lays waiting naked for you to return, but they aren't waiting in a sexy way, quite the opposite.
Slithering and sliming around the bed, in their own filth expecting sex - but the sight of it is an instant turn off.
I walked in to my hotel room last night and there was a foisty fish laying there waiting for me.
Foisty Fish by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018
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a kind of moth-ball aroma, or something gone-off at the back of the fridge.
That milk's gone a bit foisty
foisty by Kittymckitten October 17, 2004
Something that has the dry, dusty, not quite right aroma of a room that hasn't been entered for a long time.
Little could she know that the foisty aroma was a result of something far darker than than the previous owner's fondness for polyester chenille as a home furnishing fabric.
foisty by Hel-lou August 16, 2010
Cheesy smegma build up on a penis or pussy.
Hey Mckellar? Put away your fooshty bell end.

You should have seen the girl i beefed last night. She had a well fooshty minge.
Fooshty by Fooshty Bob April 23, 2008

Foisty Ninny Queer 

A straight person who dates or sleeps with a gay of the opposite sex.
Typically use against men.
Joe: Carl has a lesbo girlfriend!
Larry: Yeah, he's such a foisty ninny queer...
Foisty Ninny Queer by Ill Hubs April 5, 2009
An old, sweaty, usually rather smelly vagina.
My girlfriend tells me that she has a foisty vagina.
Foisty by Foistmeister123 December 17, 2016
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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