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A Foisty Fish is a seedy sex trap, when someone lays waiting naked for you to return, but they aren't waiting in a sexy way, quite the opposite.
Slithering and sliming around the bed, in their own filth expecting sex - but the sight of it is an instant turn off.
I walked in to my hotel room last night and there was a foisty fish laying there waiting for me.
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by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018

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Lynn-Rimmed is anal rimming but in a horrible situation, like in the backseat of a crap car in a McDonalds Carpark.
like normal rimming but in a degrading scummy environment.
I got lynn-rimmed last night, in the car park behind McDonalds - I certainly aren't proud about it.
by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018

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Term usually used to describe a lanky twat with tiny acorn like balls.

Also know as Small balls, due to high intensity masturbating continuously emptying his sack of sperm quicker than it can be produced.
Adam Campbellā€™s got proper little nuts fo real.
by Chocolate Wrists September 17, 2018

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A Spuddy Juddy is a man who's head is naturally shaped like a Potato.

Not just a bald person, but someone who's head actually looks like the delicious Chip Creator.
aye up, have you seen Spuddy Juddy? his head is certainly Potato-like.
by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018

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Crimson Chops is someone who goes down on a lady who is clearly on her period.
Licking out a bloody gash, and returning up with crimson chops, claret all over his face.
That Spuddy Juddy ate her out and ended up with Crimson Chops.
by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018

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A Burping Benji is a guy who constantly belches really loud, no matter of their surroundings.

A total disregard for anyone nearby who might hear or smell it.

No manners or shame and not bothered who hears it - as they don't care, wont stop and actually enjoy repulsing the nearest people to them.
I hear Burping Benji is at it again.
That guy is a right Burping Benji.
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by Chocolate Wrists December 03, 2018

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A 'Cheerio' is a nickname for an Anus, Bumhole, Arse etc...
You better not stick that in my cheerio!!
by Chocolate Wrists December 03, 2018

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