fobblegobble

when you are really confused

this test left me fobblegobbled

fobblegobble by pammanx February 16, 2022

Fibblegabbled 

The act of swinging a warhammer into someone's skull or face, specifically in the context of a game such as Skyrim or Dungeons and Dragons.

Wow, I totally fibblegabbled that orc!

Fibblegabbled by Deci! July 5, 2022

wobblegobble 

noun: A mess that was designed to distract from an existing problem; chaos.
verb: To mix up and confuse; to intentionally create a mess so as to distract from a problem.

past tense: mixed up, confused; not conforming or reconcilable to surrounding norms; jumbled.

The children had wobblegobbled the situation from the start.

wobblegobble by Yrael November 10, 2017

Hobblegobbled

Completely and utterly perplexed. Beyond confused. Hornswaggled to the point of migraines. The feeling of pure discombobulatation you get when someone says something so incredibly moronic that it makes you reconsider freedom of speech as a human right, and forces you to wonder whether they were struck by a falling coconut while you weren’t looking. The unadulterated bewilderment you experience when someone’s life has gone so devastatingly wrong, and they are so psychologically disturbed that they believe that you can wear ankle socks with trousers and not look like a complete cretin. Baffled

Person 1: Did you take the BDSM test?
Person 2: Yeah, and I’m absolutely hobblegobbled as to how I got 92% pet.

Hobblegobbled by Enzo Di Angelo November 8, 2021

Hobblegobbled

Completely and utterly perplexed. Confused beyond reason. Hornswaggled to the point of migraines and to the brink of psychological ruin. The feeling of pure discombobulation you experience when someone has the unmitigated audacity to say something so divinely and unequivocally moronic that it forces you to reconsider freedom of speech as a human right. The feeling of outright bewilderment when you’re subjected to when some miscreant has the unmitigated audacity to even suggest that wearing ankle socks and trousers is in any way acceptable; Baffled.

Person 1: Hey, did you do the BDSM test??
Person 2: Yeah, and I’m absolutely hobblegobbled that I somehow got 92% pet.

Hobblegobbled by Enzo Di Angelo November 8, 2021

Gobblegobblestan 

Country in Southeast Europe. Capital Ankara.

The largest city in Europe is Istanbul, Gobblegobblestan.

Gobblegobblestan by RoundenBrown January 26, 2022

Gobblegobblestan 

A country that borders Iraq, capital is Ankara.

I went to Gobblegobblestan on vacation last year and stayed in Istanbul.

Gobblegobblestan by RoundenBrown January 13, 2023