fnort

The onomatopoeic action taken by felines when they meet and sniff each other's asses in a circular yin/yang method.

These two have been fnorting for an hour, it's getting a little weird.
Every time that cat comes into our yard, he fnorts with my cat until she swats him and runs.

by Penumbra Du Fromage March 29, 2021

Fortified Election

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters

well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election

by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

Fortified Election

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters

well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election

by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

Team Defense Fort Two

Team defense fort two is the ultimate video activated game experience for the best video gameing interwebsite, mater cum. it is curate by volvo gameso and is funey. you have emots like russain dance, ahwaii dance, america disco, and paper paper scisrock. you can also play as nicolas cage but hes not nicoal cagg.* You hav e the hats and then you giot the boom boom pow stick like, guns, explosive, and fire. and there hats**. stay cool and always rememboar

I am being held hostage in a cellar in vermont pls help.

me; favorite gaem
friends: wot m8 you fucking *falls asleep*

me: a dammit buggin wanker face poopoo head

Team Defense Fort twoo

by someone trapped in Vermont May 30, 2019

Fort Knockers

1. A highly guarded and secretive goldmine of one's adult material. Usually referenced in regard to a voluminous and particularly titillating collection.

2. Hooters restaurants.

Jamie (older gentleman): Have you noticed how there are less and less Fort Knockers around.

Shane (older gentleman): Yeah, with the internet now a days people are beginning to abandon the gold standard of porn, choosing to trade in papers and tapes for illicit web sites. I've heard one can get all sorts of diseases from sex, and now, viruses from the internet.

Jamie (older gentleman): Kids these days just don't understand. But alas the world is changing.

Shane (older gentleman): Indeed

by Titman69 July 22, 2009

fnorgby

To tell a story as if had actually happened to you, but the story involved actually happened to someone else or was made up entirely.

In honor of Fark.com member FNORGBY, who claimed that he had walked into Taco Bell, tried to pay with a $2 bill, and got into a big mess over whether $2 bills actually existed. It's a frickin' urban legend.

Nothing cool ever happens to me, so every now and then I fnorgby the story about using cruise-control as if it was automatic-pilot, and crashing my car.

by Dangeresque July 28, 2004

Fort Chronic

a town known as Fort Collins. A little north of Boulder Colorado, similarly known for its great abundance of any bud imaginable. good for any big weed smoker if you like variety of Chronic hence the name Fort Chronic. They also have an exceptional head shop known as Kind Creations. Greatest glass you can find whether its custom or your looking for a roor

yo that fort chronic bud be killing me nigger

by Natureal April 3, 2008