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A Game often defined as Football golf and or Floater Golf, as presented by Neil Diamond.
Ben:"Hey Barnes did you see the Flolf last night?"
Barnes:"Yes."
Ben:"Braddaz"
flolf by Q4J April 26, 2014
Related Words
fnlol • FLOL • flollop • flolo • FMLOL • Filolaos • finloljakes • flola • floless • falol
This is a compound word, composed of acronyms FML (Fuck my life) and LOL (laugh out loud). This term is used to express the utter retardedness of one's life, when not even FML will suffice in conveying how terrible it is. This is to say, one's life sucks so bad the only thing left to do is just to laugh hysterically at the pure ridiculousness and hopelessness of the situation.
College student cramming for final exams: Dude, it's already midnight and I have to write a 6 page paper by tomorrow morning and I also have a test in orgo that I haven't even started studying for, and I have to get at least an 80 to pass or my parents are gonna cut me off! FMLOL
FMLOL by baby monroe stl April 23, 2009
1. something more than awesome. It is the best thing ever.

2. The act of putting paper down someone's shirt.
Pandas are the most falolo animals.

Watch out because I am going to falolo you when you're least expecting it.
When you're sick and it's worse than a common cold, but not quite as bad as having the flu.
Man, I have the flold. My nose is stuffy, I feel like crap and I can't get off the couch, but I have an appetite and no fever.
Flold by CrazieKC February 23, 2010
Some 15yo schizo who thinks he knows everything
Person 1: Hey do you know Flolo?
Person 2: Yeah he's that idiot who spams his rants on Omegle.
An action only performable by live matresses living in the swamps of the planet Sqornshellous Zeta.
"The matress flolloped around in a sympathetic manner."
flollop by Chainsaw Dudley March 31, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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