This is a compound word, composed of acronyms FML (Fuck my life) and LOL (laugh out loud). This term is used to express the utter retardedness of one's life, when not even FML will suffice in conveying how terrible it is. This is to say, one's life sucks so bad the only thing left to do is just to laugh hysterically at the pure ridiculousness and hopelessness of the situation.

College student cramming for final exams: Dude, it's already midnight and I have to write a 6 page paper by tomorrow morning and I also have a test in orgo that I haven't even started studying for, and I have to get at least an 80 to pass or my parents are gonna cut me off! FMLOL

FMLOL by baby monroe stl April 23, 2009

falolo

1. something more than awesome. It is the best thing ever.

2. The act of putting paper down someone's shirt.

Pandas are the most falolo animals.

Watch out because I am going to falolo you when you're least expecting it.

falolo by ilikethepanda,thepandalikesme October 19, 2010

Flold

When you're sick and it's worse than a common cold, but not quite as bad as having the flu.

Man, I have the flold. My nose is stuffy, I feel like crap and I can't get off the couch, but I have an appetite and no fever.

Flold by CrazieKC February 23, 2010

flolo

Some 15yo schizo who thinks he knows everything

Person 1: Hey do you know Flolo?
Person 2: Yeah he's that idiot who spams his rants on Omegle.

flolo by fdsjklfsdlkfsdljkfsdlkjfsdklfs April 28, 2020

flollop

An action only performable by live matresses living in the swamps of the planet Sqornshellous Zeta.

"The matress flolloped around in a sympathetic manner."

flollop by Chainsaw Dudley March 31, 2003

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026