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Fomclhmhotf

*fall off my chair laughing, hit my head on the floor
Person 1: She needs help n its not the sort u can select from a taskbar....
Person 2: Fomclhmhotf
Fomclhmhotf by NerdyMcNerdNerd February 23, 2010
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Flomchomp 

If someone is eating too loudly or too fast, you use this as an insult. Slang from Southern England.
Look how quickly Barry is eating his dinner, what a flomchomp

Ah, those mexicans at the next table are being such flomchomps
Flomchomp by Voletic May 1, 2012
Internet acronym for "Funniest Moment Of My Life." It is generally used as a mockery of the acronyms ROFL, LMAO, etc. People don't literally roll on the floor laughing or laugh their a**es off.

FMOML is a sarcastic over-exaggeration of moments that are seen as "funny," but actually aren't.
<nerd>I had the coolest dream last night that I won the lottery! LMAO!
<jock>Really?
<nerd>Yeah! Isn't that so funny!?
<jock>... Oh, yeah. Totally FMOML.
FMOML by Vergil Art December 17, 2009
Abbreviation for Fuck Me Over Minecraft, started on a public server then spread to neighboring server communities. Used commonly in high school Minecraft communities.
"I'm so horny right now but I can't leave the house."
"FMOM, daddy"
FMOM by Rice Lord November 20, 2017
(US GOVERNMENT) Federal Open Market Committee; a committee whose members include the 7 governors of the Federal Reserve Board plus five presidents of the Federal Reverse Banks (there are 12 district banks). The FOMC is responsible for open market operations of the Federal Reserve System.
The FOMC manages purchases and sales of Treasury securities.
FOMC by Abu Yahya June 17, 2010
short for
Fell Off My Chair Laughing
dude: "im gay"
dude2: "FOMCL!"
FOMCL by jamietull October 13, 2007
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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