fmomc 

Future Mother of My Children

Damn, she's so hot, she's the fmomc (pronounced PHMOMK)

fmomc by dr00shie July 8, 2020

Fomclhmhotf

*fall off my chair laughing, hit my head on the floor

Person 1: She needs help n its not the sort u can select from a taskbar....
Person 2: Fomclhmhotf

Fomclhmhotf by NerdyMcNerdNerd February 23, 2010

Flomchomp 

If someone is eating too loudly or too fast, you use this as an insult. Slang from Southern England.

Look how quickly Barry is eating his dinner, what a flomchomp

Ah, those mexicans at the next table are being such flomchomps

Flomchomp by Voletic May 1, 2012

FMOML 

Internet acronym for "Funniest Moment Of My Life." It is generally used as a mockery of the acronyms ROFL, LMAO, etc. People don't literally roll on the floor laughing or laugh their a**es off.

FMOML is a sarcastic over-exaggeration of moments that are seen as "funny," but actually aren't.

<nerd>I had the coolest dream last night that I won the lottery! LMAO!
<jock>Really?
<nerd>Yeah! Isn't that so funny!?
<jock>... Oh, yeah. Totally FMOML.

FMOML by Vergil Art December 17, 2009

FMOM

Abbreviation for Fuck Me Over Minecraft, started on a public server then spread to neighboring server communities. Used commonly in high school Minecraft communities.

"I'm so horny right now but I can't leave the house."
"FMOM, daddy"

FMOM by Rice Lord November 20, 2017

FOMC 

(US GOVERNMENT) Federal Open Market Committee; a committee whose members include the 7 governors of the Federal Reserve Board plus five presidents of the Federal Reverse Banks (there are 12 district banks). The FOMC is responsible for open market operations of the Federal Reserve System.

The FOMC manages purchases and sales of Treasury securities.

FOMC by Abu Yahya June 17, 2010

FOMCL 

short for
Fell Off My Chair Laughing

dude: "im gay"
dude2: "FOMCL!"

FOMCL by jamietull October 13, 2007