Flomchomp 

If someone is eating too loudly or too fast, you use this as an insult. Slang from Southern England.

Look how quickly Barry is eating his dinner, what a flomchomp

Ah, those mexicans at the next table are being such flomchomps

Flomchomp by Voletic May 1, 2012

flombompistulate 

A Peruvian method of torture involving a two-screw coat hanger. The process is as follows:
A) A wall mount coat hanger is sharpened, then inserted hook-down into the anus.

B) The testicles are stretched around to match up with the mounting holes.
C) The victim is then screwed into place onto a wall, upside-down.

In order to make an example of a would-be rioter, wardens frequently flombompistulate prisoners in order to keep the populace in check.

flombompistulate by jquamus April 27, 2020