FMOML

Internet acronym for "Funniest Moment Of My Life." It is generally used as a mockery of the acronyms ROFL, LMAO, etc. People don't literally roll on the floor laughing or laugh their a**es off.

FMOML is a sarcastic over-exaggeration of moments that are seen as "funny," but actually aren't.

<nerd>I had the coolest dream last night that I won the lottery! LMAO!
<jock>Really?
<nerd>Yeah! Isn't that so funny!?
<jock>... Oh, yeah. Totally FMOML.

by Vergil Art December 17, 2009

FMOM

Abbreviation for Fuck Me Over Minecraft, started on a public server then spread to neighboring server communities. Used commonly in high school Minecraft communities.

"I'm so horny right now but I can't leave the house."
"FMOM, daddy"

by Rice Lord November 20, 2017

FOML

"Fuck off my line" or stop calling/texting me.

👩: you're never home, or call
👨: FOML I WORK

by KVNG'PESO January 2, 2015

Flomlach

The word screamed by chickens when gangsta ninjas jump out of their cabs from rack city, sent by beyonce because the chickens ninjas are single ladies and the chickens didnt put a ring on it!

pronounced- Flom-lock

Ninja: Heeeeeyaaaaaa i got you tasty chicken
Chicken: Ima chicken and im tasty

Ninja *POW*
Chicken: flomlach

by chicken ninja 123 August 31, 2012

FMOL

Modified version of FML, and is short for:
Fucking My Own Life

I missed the payments and now my vehicle is getting repo'ed, damn I seem to do a great job of FMOL!

by Handi Man August 27, 2011

Fromlette

(n.) An omlette lacking all ingredients that define it as an "omlette" and substituting them with simply salt, pepper, and the icing on the cake (in this case, the icing on the eggs): Frank's Red Hot Sauce!

1. "I couldnt afford any cheese or anything else to make an omlette, so I proceeded to make a fromlette by drowning my eggs in Frank's Red Hot Sauce."

2. "Damn Carl... What the hell is this fiery red mess you're trying to serve me??!" asked Duncan.

"It's a Fromlette mang." responded Carl.

by Casbar Gomez the 3rd October 4, 2005

FMOIML

The formula for multiplying a binomial by a trinomial; stands for:

First
Middle
Outer
Inner
Middle
Last

(x+1)(x2+x+1) = x3+2x2+1 by FMOIML-ing

Aaron: How do you solve #1?
Philip: You FMOIML it!
Aaron: Thanks! That's revolutionary!

by Philip/Aaron March 22, 2007