fmftb 

Fuck me from the back

Bf: Hey babe
Gf: Fmftb

Bf: 🥵

fmftb by Stankstank March 20, 2023

FMFT 

Fuck Me For Trying.

An initialism along the lines of FML. Whereas FML describes the fact that sometimes shit happens, FMFT implies a more active endeavor to achieve an intended goal or result. THEN, shit happens anyway.

When that lady dropped her wallet I tried to return it to her, but she kneed me in the groin and called me a thief. FMFT.

FMFT by ToddPM May 21, 2010

FFTB 

Fucked from the beginning

Lluis says "It's FFTB"

FFTB by becabeca May 24, 2014

FFTB 

Five Foot Tall Brunette - easily the sexiest of the species. A proper FFTB ranges anywhere from 5'0" to 5'6" tall, has any shade of brown hair, and is cute. No prerequisite for race or color exists. Extra points go out to those with bangs, and tattoos.

Broseph, FFTB at your six.

FFTB by EvilBeerbarian April 1, 2010

fmutb 

fuck me up the bum.
don't use this word unless you are allowed to use it, otherwise, a small group of people will come to your house and beat you.

Juliett says: i love you.
Sarah says: no.
Juliett says: wow sarah, fmutb.
Sarah says: bend over.

fmutb by fmutbwhore December 28, 2010

FMITBH 

Fuck Me In the Butthole;

a term used only under severe circumstances, when one is extremely screwed. This is a more intense version of 'fuck me' or 'fuck my life'. Commonly used when one's life is completely falling apart, and there is no other way to describe the way they feel.

1.) Man i have five papers due and three tests tomorrow. I have no boyfriend and I'm fat and ugly. shit. FMITBH!

2.) My best friend just ran over my brother. And I'm pregnant. FMITBH!

3.)I just found out my boyfriend has been sleeping with my mom. FMITBH!

FMITBH by Jucyy Blochaa April 6, 2010

fmitbs 

Fuck Me In The BackSeat.

From song Fer Sure Maybe.

Kick off your stilletos,

And fuck me in the backseat, (fmitbs)
Fuck me in the backseat.(fmitbs)

fmitbs by Stalkerrrrrrr February 26, 2010