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fmftb by Stankstank March 20, 2023
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FMFT
Fuck Me For Trying.
An initialism along the lines of FML. Whereas FML describes the fact that sometimes shit happens, FMFT implies a more active endeavor to achieve an intended goal or result. THEN, shit happens anyway.
An initialism along the lines of FML. Whereas FML describes the fact that sometimes shit happens, FMFT implies a more active endeavor to achieve an intended goal or result. THEN, shit happens anyway.
FFTB
FFTB
Five Foot Tall Brunette - easily the sexiest of the species. A proper FFTB ranges anywhere from 5'0" to 5'6" tall, has any shade of brown hair, and is cute. No prerequisite for race or color exists. Extra points go out to those with bangs, and tattoos.
FFTB by EvilBeerbarian April 1, 2010
fmutb
fuck me up the bum.
don't use this word unless you are allowed to use it, otherwise, a small group of people will come to your house and beat you.
don't use this word unless you are allowed to use it, otherwise, a small group of people will come to your house and beat you.
fmutb by fmutbwhore December 28, 2010
FMITBH
Fuck Me In the Butthole;
a term used only under severe circumstances, when one is extremely screwed. This is a more intense version of 'fuck me' or 'fuck my life'. Commonly used when one's life is completely falling apart, and there is no other way to describe the way they feel.
a term used only under severe circumstances, when one is extremely screwed. This is a more intense version of 'fuck me' or 'fuck my life'. Commonly used when one's life is completely falling apart, and there is no other way to describe the way they feel.
1.) Man i have five papers due and three tests tomorrow. I have no boyfriend and I'm fat and ugly. shit. FMITBH!
2.) My best friend just ran over my brother. And I'm pregnant. FMITBH!
3.)I just found out my boyfriend has been sleeping with my mom. FMITBH!
2.) My best friend just ran over my brother. And I'm pregnant. FMITBH!
3.)I just found out my boyfriend has been sleeping with my mom. FMITBH!
FMITBH by Jucyy Blochaa April 6, 2010
fmitbs
fmitbs by Stalkerrrrrrr February 26, 2010
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