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Fluffish 

When something is fluffy but coarse at the same time. This causes it to be only slightly fluffy.
My new snuggie is fluffish.
Fluffish by 13orangeones June 13, 2011

flatfishing 

someone on a dating website that puts oranges in their bra to disguise the fact they're flat . Also works with someone stuffing pillows down their trousers
whats that? how is my dating website account going?well,actually, a lot of people have been flatfishing me.

Flatfished 

When a girl looks thicc in her pictures and when you meet her she's flatter than a 2x4
Man I thought that girl was thicc but I got flatfished
Flatfished by jandjhickson August 1, 2020

Flatfished 

When your first year uni flatmates catfish you into believing they're sociable, but become boring fucks in second year.
Ugh, Leah never comes on nights out this year, she's really changed. We've been flatfished!
Flatfished by Jeremy Usborne February 5, 2019

Flatfishing 

When a student is unprepared for a class, either has not done the homework assignment or did not do the work, or maybe even forget the materials needed for the class and as a result, the student tries to lay low the entire class and not get called on by the teacher.

Flat-fishers may be seen averting eye contact with the teacher, pretending to be very focused on something in their notebook, or pretending to take notes. Overall, just trying to go unnoticed until the class is over.
I didn't do the homework. I plan on flatfishing the entire class.
Flatfishing by heydanihey7 December 2, 2013

flatfish 

a fish who is hammered with a hammer to flat it down
its squeeshed to death
flatfish by UnusedSperm January 12, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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