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Flatfished 

When a girl looks thicc in her pictures and when you meet her she's flatter than a 2x4
Man I thought that girl was thicc but I got flatfished
Flatfished by jandjhickson August 1, 2020
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Flatfished 

When your first year uni flatmates catfish you into believing they're sociable, but become boring fucks in second year.
Ugh, Leah never comes on nights out this year, she's really changed. We've been flatfished!
Flatfished by Jeremy Usborne February 5, 2019

Flatfished

When you see a flat online and it looks big, bright and modern, then when you get to the viewing only to see it’s tiny, dark and run down. You’ve been flatfished.
The London flat was a 10 online, but a 4 in real life. I’ve been flatfished.
Flatfished by deeplyinsultedtomycore November 21, 2025

flavished 

an incredibly overpowered feeling. a feeling of strength, of power, and of wisdom. often caused by the material 'flavolite'
"Feeling rather flavished today, gentleman"
flavished by abibiisfruity May 28, 2021

fatfished 

When an individual participates in a dating site hookup only to discover that the other individual is substantially larger than you were initially led to believe.
I went to meet Bumble #1 last night and she fatfished me. bumble tinder catfished
fatfished by NoPo10's May 24, 2016

Flavished 

A word first used by a child which means feeling joyous, Other popular quotes by said child include the likes of "Just killed a woman, feeling good" and many more
I feel so flavished right now, Phil
Flavished by Saladbuff May 28, 2021

Fatfished 

When a “bigger” gal only takes pictures from the neck or chest up to appear skinny but in person she’s totally a bigger gal.
Danny: what’s up with you and that girl you met on tinder bro?
Nick: Oh her? Nah man she fatfished me. Totally got me dude. Nothing like her picture.
Danny: Damn bro that’s crazy! Shit...
Fatfished by iamanthonydean December 23, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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