Flatfished

When a girl looks thicc in her pictures and when you meet her she's flatter than a 2x4

Man I thought that girl was thicc but I got flatfished

by jandjhickson August 1, 2020

Flatfished

When your first year uni flatmates catfish you into believing they're sociable, but become boring fucks in second year.

Ugh, Leah never comes on nights out this year, she's really changed. We've been flatfished!

by Jeremy Usborne February 5, 2019

Flatfished

When you see a flat online and it looks big, bright and modern, then when you get to the viewing only to see it’s tiny, dark and run down. You’ve been flatfished.

The London flat was a 10 online, but a 4 in real life. I’ve been flatfished.

by deeplyinsultedtomycore November 21, 2025

flavished

an incredibly overpowered feeling. a feeling of strength, of power, and of wisdom. often caused by the material 'flavolite'

"Feeling rather flavished today, gentleman"

by abibiisfruity May 28, 2021

fatfished

When an individual participates in a dating site hookup only to discover that the other individual is substantially larger than you were initially led to believe.

I went to meet Bumble #1 last night and she fatfished me. bumble tinder catfished

by NoPo10's May 24, 2016

Flavished

A word first used by a child which means feeling joyous, Other popular quotes by said child include the likes of "Just killed a woman, feeling good" and many more

I feel so flavished right now, Phil

by Saladbuff May 28, 2021

Fatfished

When a “bigger” gal only takes pictures from the neck or chest up to appear skinny but in person she’s totally a bigger gal.

Danny: what’s up with you and that girl you met on tinder bro?
Nick: Oh her? Nah man she fatfished me. Totally got me dude. Nothing like her picture.
Danny: Damn bro that’s crazy! Shit...

by iamanthonydean December 23, 2018