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fluster-fucked 

being in such a flustered state so as to be completely "fucked"; unable to address any single problem on account of one's flustered state of being.
One, two, three, four ninjas emerged from the forest surrounding the monk. As they drew their swords the monk ran one direction then the other. Completely surrounded, the monk stood still, fluster-fucked, and over run.
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Fluster-Fucked 

1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.

2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.

Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.

3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.

Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.

4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.
Since I received the bad news, I'm so fluster-fucked I can't see straight.
Fluster-Fucked by ~Riversong~ November 8, 2022

Flusterfucked 

When you feel so confused and crazy that you start doing silly things that make no sense.

Can be a good thing OR a bad thing.
I am so flusterfucked, today was just so awesome that my brain exploded!

I am so flusterfucked, today was just so horrible that my brain exploded!
Flusterfucked by CocaineCola December 5, 2010

flusterfucked 

A feeling that is amazing and awesome that is caused by haing a severe crush on a girl.
When ever I am around Niki Taylor I get all flusterfucked.
flusterfucked by Deputy Glock November 7, 2012

flusterefucked 

I am so flusterefucked this week.

Flusterfucked 

When someone is extremely flustered to rhe point your face is very red
"Oh my god i was just talking to my friend today and he said something that left me flusterfucked*
Flusterfucked by Mudzy's Baby. August 27, 2023

fluterfucked 

A state of panic or excitement due to intense surounding
I get home and everything is fluterfucked. The. Kids are stream ng, the dogs barking, husband's hanging from the tree...
fluterfucked by Fluterfucked gals October 15, 2022